Favorite punchlines...

[elfwitch]

What are your favorite punchlines to jokes?

Here are a few of mine:
1. Damn Superman, you sure are a mean drunk!
2. Tellin you! I'm tellin everybody!
3. Sure I've had pork, but sex is better right?
4. You're Thor? I'm tho thor I can hardly pith!
5. Rectum, I damn near killed em!
6. Thank you your holiness, now may I introduce you to Rabbi Tiger Woods?
7. I dunno lady. Where are your Buckin-eyes?
8. If this is my thermometer, where the hell did I leave my pen?

[rbnyc]

1. 1. 'Cause she's dead.

2. I saw that bar bitch you ate.
3. You'd think the second guy would have seen it coming.

[GOPisEvil]

2. Artie chokes 3 for a dollar at Kroger!

[ThreeCatNight]

4. I resemble that remark!!!

I am nowhere near that cheap!!

[sus]

3. Wooden eye! Wooden eye!

[Tom_Foolery]

5. Yeah, these'll fit her! n/t

[ThreeCatNight]

6. Go down on the wharf......

I thought you said go down on the dwarf!