Turkey explosions!!

[ClassWarrior]

Everybody run! Turkeys are exploding all over the place!!!...




(sorry... couldn't help myself...)

[markses]

1. I'll tell my cousin in Istanbul

that you get a kick out of that.

[ClassWarrior]

3. Laughter is a defense mechanism

No offense intended. Sometimes ya just hafta laugh lest you cry.

[Richardo]

5. If you've a cousin in Constantinople, he'll be waiting in Istanbul...

Even old New York
Was once New Amsterdam
Why they changed it I can't say
People just liked it better that way... :D

[markses]

9. It's definitely getting funnier

As the thread goes on. Hopefully, she won't be blown to bits in an explosion, or have her arm blown off, or lose an eye, or go deaf. I can only imagine the humorous Thanksgiving anecdotes should that happen!

[roper]

2. I take it this is not LBN

but political satire?

[DrWeird]

someday I hope to genetically engineer exploding turkeys.

I'll patent it as the world's first self-cleaning turkey.

[CO Liberal]

4. With God As My Witness, I Thought Turkeys Were Non-Volatile

To paraphrase the late Gordon Jump in "WKRP in Cincinatti".



Source: http://www.hibblenradio.com/

[ClassWarrior]

7. Yeah, my mind went there immediately.

n/t

[lapfog_1]

6. Oh, the humanity...

(I didn't know turkeys couldn't fly!)

WKRP's best episode.

[VolcanoJen]

8. I wish you could have helped yourself, honestly.

Hey, I'm all for humor and political satire, but only when it's actually funny.

[Southsideirish]

10. I agree. Not funny to me either. nt

[ClassWarrior]

11. Mods, go ahead and delete this thread.

It's not worth it.

[aquart]

12. Try.

Try hard.

[ClassWarrior]

13. Look at the post above yours.

I am trying. Thank you very much.