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Thu Jun-24-04 02:10 PM
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Other People's Secrets: Report Them Here |
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I will begin the cleansing.
LynneSin voted for Bush.
It's TRUE!!
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Thu Jun-24-04 02:11 PM
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1. Yes. I hear she loves Bush. |
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Thu Jun-24-04 02:12 PM
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2. Someone told me she's also a..well..you know. it begins with L. |
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Thu Jun-24-04 02:15 PM
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Thu Jun-24-04 02:17 PM
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9. I also heard that Screaming Lord Byron is alphabetically challenged. |
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Thu Jun-24-04 02:19 PM
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11. LToaster begins with an L! |
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Thu Jun-24-04 02:21 PM
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13. you know what else starts with L?? LIAR! yeah! uh-huh! |
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so take THAT, mr. screaming LB!
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Thu Jun-24-04 02:13 PM
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had an astoundingly hairy ass. He told me so himself! :D
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Thu Jun-24-04 02:20 PM
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12. I know the woman who cleans his bathroom...I should ask... |
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Thu Jun-24-04 02:23 PM
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14. You should not only ask |
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you should give that poor dear soul a sainthood! :D
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Thu Jun-24-04 02:14 PM
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4. so I heard this from a reputable source who I won't name but |
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his initials are GOPisEvil and HE told ME that Matcom is really a pink bunny and he lays multi-colored eggs. He's like MAGIC or something!
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Thu Jun-24-04 02:15 PM
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6. I hear that m-jean really isn't a lesbian, but just needed a toaster. |
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Thu Jun-24-04 02:16 PM
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7. oh that is SCANdalous! (teehee) |
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Thu Jun-24-04 02:17 PM
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good one.
Hey if I change sides can I get a toaster?
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Thu Jun-24-04 02:18 PM
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10. only if you tell us someone else's secret. |
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Thu Jun-24-04 02:24 PM
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16. Underpants throws like a girl... |
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not really a secret but funny to watch. He is a man of many fouilables
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Thu Jun-24-04 02:25 PM
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17. we knew that one! tell us another. and leave facts and logic out of it! |
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we can't be bothered with anything like that.
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Thu Jun-24-04 02:27 PM
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20. ok ok he is a vegetarian |
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He thinks cows are evil
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Thu Jun-24-04 02:28 PM
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22. I heard his belief that bovine are evil stems from his first true love, |
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whom we will just refer to as.."Bessie."
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Thu Jun-24-04 02:37 PM
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You lie!!! I will get you for this!! :P
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Thu Jun-24-04 02:23 PM
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15. I cannot divulge other peoples secrets... |
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Besides I don't know any :)
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Thu Jun-24-04 02:26 PM
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19. I heard Amaya has amnesia. |
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She keeps telling people's secrets and then she forgets.
For example, she told me that DU really stands for Duluth University. I believe it! Makes sense....
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Thu Jun-24-04 02:48 PM
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44. I was typing while intoxicated...Ok |
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What else did I say? I'm sooooo confused :crazy:
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Thu Jun-24-04 02:57 PM
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53. you said that the $500 you owe me is in the mail. |
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Thu Jun-24-04 03:58 PM
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58. Phew, scared me for a second. |
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Thu Jun-24-04 02:25 PM
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18. RandomKoolZip is a kumquat-lover |
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I know. I've been to his house. Kumquats everywhere.
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Thu Jun-24-04 02:27 PM
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21. oh lord. that is SICK. |
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what have I wrought?
tell us more!
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Thu Jun-24-04 02:32 PM
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23. Some of the kumquats were CUT IN HALF and PUT ON STICKS. |
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With chocolate, even.
:scared:
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Thu Jun-24-04 02:34 PM
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24. where in the hell is Child Protection? Did you call his social worker? |
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Thu Jun-24-04 02:40 PM
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sorry to break thread, but what do you do w/ a deer's tongue?
and why?
:think:
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Thu Jun-24-04 02:36 PM
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26. Kumquats and chocolate?!?! |
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What kind of sick, perverted mind would conceive of that?!
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Thu Jun-24-04 02:38 PM
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28. probably that LynneSin person. She's corrupt and immoral! |
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Thu Jun-24-04 02:38 PM
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31. GOP, stay away from her - she owns her own deer tongue |
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Thu Jun-24-04 02:35 PM
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25. sus & GOPisEvil are having torried phone sex |
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plus sus has her very own deer tongue
That is all I have to say!!
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Thu Jun-24-04 02:38 PM
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well THAT explains your filthy carpets!
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Thu Jun-24-04 02:39 PM
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32. MAT - she owns a deer tongue AND a toaster |
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Thu Jun-24-04 02:39 PM
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33. BURN! good one, cowfucker! oh wait. that's underpants. nevermind. |
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Thu Jun-24-04 02:38 PM
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30. torried phone sex? is like cockney phone sex? oy! speak English, woman!! |
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Thu Jun-24-04 02:39 PM
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34. now sus, don't get cockney! |
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Thu Jun-24-04 02:40 PM
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35. You two are never allowed to meet each other |
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And since sus is coming to NYC for the convention you'll have to stay home. I'm frightened if you two actually become friends. She already has GOPisEvil wrapped around her warped deer tongue
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Thu Jun-24-04 02:45 PM
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39. No, no, no...we have Labor phone sex! |
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Thu Jun-24-04 02:52 PM
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47. I heard GOPisEvil is a dirty Whig. |
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Thu Jun-24-04 02:54 PM
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Thu Jun-24-04 02:55 PM
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51. Can you two get a private chat room or something |
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We really don't want to hear all your sex talk here in a PG rated forum
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Thu Jun-24-04 02:56 PM
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Thu Jun-24-04 03:00 PM
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56. doh! didn't see that one comin'.. |
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my dueling pistol, sir!
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Thu Jun-24-04 02:40 PM
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36. I heard Matcom is working on a sort of "how-to" book entitled |
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"How To Make a Fashionable Tinfoil Hat and How to Put the Bling in Your Decoder Ring"
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Thu Jun-24-04 02:44 PM
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thats "Bling in your Nipple Ring!"
get it right
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Thu Jun-24-04 02:45 PM
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40. sorry. 42nd hand information.... |
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Thu Jun-24-04 02:44 PM
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38. He hasn't finished up "Sucessful Tactics for Pre-Emptive Portapotty War" |
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He's working on that book with Underpants. I know it'll be a nailbiter!
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Thu Jun-24-04 02:46 PM
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you bite your nails after potty-wars?
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no WONDER your carpets are FILTHY!
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Thu Jun-24-04 02:47 PM
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43. Go stick a deer tongue up your ass |
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Thu Jun-24-04 02:47 PM
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42. I also heard from someone whose name sounds like thunderpants |
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that Matcom is planning on starting a love thread about LynneSin entitled:
The 24/7 Commentary on LynneSin Thread. For All Those on DU Who Are Obsessed With Her: Her Fashion, Antics, Taxidermied Animals,Her "To Do" Lists, and her FILTHY CARPET!
She secretly loves the attention.
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Thu Jun-24-04 02:49 PM
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45. I'm going to put you on ignore |
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Did you OD on your Lithium today or something?
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Thu Jun-24-04 02:52 PM
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46. I heard that Campaign Underground Status Report doesn't really need help |
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as they claim in the lobby.
falsifiers!! prevaricators!!
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Thu Jun-24-04 02:53 PM
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48. You better hope I don't get picked as moderator again |
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I'll have you tombstone before you can say LAUNDRY NIGHT (which from what I hear you only say about twice a year)
:loveya:
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Thu Jun-24-04 02:54 PM
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49. My friend Goo likes to wear green underwear. |
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She won't mind that I shared this.
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Thu Jun-24-04 02:58 PM
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54. Westegg's a hack who writes lesbian erotica for straight men's porn |
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magazines. You heard it here first. :evilgrin:
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Thu Jun-24-04 03:42 PM
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57. I also heard that Westegg can help you convert your |
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Myers-Briggs Results to Swiss Francs
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Thu Jun-24-04 04:44 PM
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59. Ank wears waaaay too much cologne |
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Probably to cover up the smell.
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Thu Jun-24-04 05:19 PM
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60. TrogL actually works for SCO (nt) |
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Thu Jun-24-04 05:25 PM
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61. I heard all about WHAT REALLY happened at the TX Dem Con with DU'ers |
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I have a spy! LOL I was sad I missed all the fun, but I had to spend quality time with my dad, being that is was Father's Day weekend.
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