Best Weekly World News cover in ages!

[Bossy Monkey]

"Bigfoot baby found abandoned outside Neverland Ranch; there's gonna be a helluva custody battle!"
Sorry, they don't have an online link anymore. All that's on their site now http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/ is an online survey, which I encourage everybody to visit because it's almost infinitely silly. Example:
What would boost consumer confidence most?
Lowering of oil prices
Higher wages
Tax cuts
Free beer
They ask for your name, address, email and whatnot, but you don't have to give them any of that stuff.

Best WWN headline ever, of course, was "ATLANTIS DISCOVERED IN THE PACIFIC" some 20-odd years ago; I still have a copy around here somewhere buried in the detritus.

[Loonman]

1. Ahh....I wonder what Batboy is up to

I wonder if he still has a crush on Jenna Bush.

[LynneSin]

8. Batboy is going to replace Dick Cheney on the VP Ballot

I read that from the Psychics in WWN

[Fenris]

9. One Vampire for another...

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

2. I saw it yesterday at the market...

...and the other day posted one of the covers from their Web Site in the Lounge, headline story "Oil Discovered Under The White House...and Cheney Has Drilling Rights!"

Weekly World News...best...newspaper...EVER.

:toast:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

3. Is Dick Cheney still an android?

[Fenris]

4. Here's the cover.

Well, it's *a* cover.

[ET Awful]

5. How's this for a poll question?

As of 6/3/04 CIA Director George Tenet has resigned. Who should resignnext?
Condoleeza Rice
Donald Rumsfeld
Karl Rove
George W. Bush
Liberals


LOL . . . you gotta love 'em :)

[Speck Tater]

6. I liked the WMD found headline

on the article that showed photos that proved that Sadam was building giant 50-foot tall slingshots in the deserts of Iraq.

[Neshanic]

7. Saw the Globe one. Fattest celebrities. Martha weighs more than me.