HornBuckler
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Thu Jun-24-04 05:34 PM
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Yay! I Get To Pee In A Cup Today..... |
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Drug Testing, What A Bunch Of Shit!
Q: What's The Best Thing About Getting A New Job?
A: You Can Smoke Weed Again.
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Champ
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Thu Jun-24-04 05:35 PM
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Edited on Thu Jun-24-04 05:36 PM by Champ
more piss jokes from hornbuckler!! :bounce:
on edit: so many mispellings
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HornBuckler
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Thu Jun-24-04 06:38 PM
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7. Just Got Back From Peein! |
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What A Bunch Of Shit, However There Was A Lady In Front Of Me That Was Shit-faced Wasted! I Hope They Don't Swap My Pee With Hers Or I'll Never Get The Job.
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Thu Jun-24-04 05:35 PM
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2. How long did you abstain in order to pass?nt |
HornBuckler
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Thu Jun-24-04 06:39 PM
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And I Havent Passed Yet! :)
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Sporadicus
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Thu Jun-24-04 05:38 PM
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3. My Company Practices Random Testing |
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I got tested three months in a row. It's no skin off my nose, but it does tend to make one paranoid :scared:
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HornBuckler
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Thu Jun-24-04 06:40 PM
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10. I Couldn't Do A Job With Random Testing |
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You Know, You Never Know When You Might Just Trip And Land Head First In Some Dank, :)
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Thu Jun-24-04 05:41 PM
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When my company started testing everyone was that we should all get together and fill a 55 gallon drum with urine and send it to the management.
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swag
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Thu Jun-24-04 05:49 PM
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5. Wait til you get to cum in a margarine tub. |
HornBuckler
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Thu Jun-24-04 06:37 PM
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6. Sweet, If I Can Get Some Assistance You Know? |
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Thu Jun-24-04 10:02 PM
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14. Only with a vanishing "fee for service" plan |
Blue-Jay
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Thu Jun-24-04 06:39 PM
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9. You should've dribbled over the side on purpose. |
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any effort at STICKIN IT TO DA MAN is appreciated.
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testing123
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Thu Jun-24-04 06:41 PM
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11. I would prefer to pee in a cup |
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Then to take a dump in one.
The best thing about getting a new job is finding out when break time is. :evilgrin:
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HornBuckler
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Thu Jun-24-04 06:54 PM
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12. Yeah, I Would Need A Coffe Can |
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I've Been Eating Some Bad Sushi
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thatgemguy
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Thu Jun-24-04 08:48 PM
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13. Pee in a cup for a job???? |
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I am presently going to a pain clinic for treatment of chronic back pain. In order to get a prescription for morphine they want me to sign a copy of their drug policy and agree to random drug screening.
Pretty bad when you have to agree to submit to drug testing to receive medical care!!!
F*ckin' Limbaugh!!!!
Pee for enjoyment, NOT for employment....
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