Bad things to say at a party?

[HEyHEY]

"Did anyone bring any beer I can have?"

That's the only one I thought of.

[PartyPooper]

1. I don't know. I don't do parties!

:P

[Parrcrow]

2. Man! Did I ever stink up that bathroom!!

[lagniappe]

9. Follow up with... anyone got a plunger?

[Don_G]

3. Is That Your Sister Or....

Fill in the blanks here.

[texas1928]

4. Hey did your parents really like those glass vases?

If your a girl avoid the "I am SO drunk" unless you want some sleazy, one night stand.

Dude, I backed up the toilet.

Are the fish supposed to float at the top?

Hey this punch is chunky.


Edit thought of more:

She did not look like no cop.

Hey let's go to Mexico ( personal spring break story, bad things can happen)

Dude, what did you eat, that stuff is purple.

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. You had the Flu? That's nothing! Take a look at these hemmorhoid scars

[nickgutierrez]

6. "Oh..."

"You ate THOSE brownies?"

[Steven_S]

7. Got any GOOD liquor?

I smell dog shit, everyone check their shoes!

This food sucks, let's order Chinese.

I think something's burning.

I had furniture like this once, but then I got a real job.

Your wife don't look too good, is she drunk?

This party's beat, I'm going bowling.

[LiberalVoice]

8. Dead Baby Jokes.

Well those are just bad in any situation. :(

[tigereye]

10. The Cops are here

actually my housemates once had a party and the police did come due to many loud bands and the police actually said, "It smells like a burning mattress in here." Luckily no one was arrested! I think they just told us to tone it down.