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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-25-04 12:30 AM
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Something about this picture I love..... I don't know... CAPTION?


Hey, look, it's W on the TV... he says the war is over boys... come on, lets go home!
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-25-04 12:31 AM
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1. "Wolfowitz said no cameras!"
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amerikat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-25-04 12:33 AM
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2. "Those aren't the droids we want, move along"
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-25-04 12:34 AM
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3. R Lee Ermley's little brother says...
Listen up maggot! this finger is licensed to kill, so back up with that camera or I will rip off your head and shit down your neck!
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-25-04 12:34 AM
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4. Don't pull that thing no matter what he says...
... he's trying to set off his own roadside bomb.
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DustMolecule Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-25-04 12:34 AM
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5. We want YOU to join this quagmire
(future recruiting poster?) :shrug:
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JSJ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-25-04 02:13 AM
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6. I killed your parents and fucked your sister n/t
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-25-04 03:00 AM
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7. Okay, DustMolecule reminded me of what I liked... new version


Soldier: DID YOU HEAR THE MAN? THIS IS NOT, REPEAT, NOT A FUCKING QUAGMIRE. OKAY? Move along, nothing to see here.

*: Uh, what did he say? Ummm, say, there, Seargent... can you, um, help me out of, um, well it seems to be quicksand or a quagmire or something. Shit. Mommy. Help me!
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Spider Jerusalem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-25-04 04:10 AM
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8. "Hey! You! Want to see something cool?"
Edited on Fri Jun-25-04 04:37 AM by Spider Jerusalem
"Pull my finger. No, go ahead...pull it."

Photographer: "Um...okay..." (pulls finger)

Deafening explosion. Ten square blocks of Iraqi city vapourised. Soldier laughs uproariously and says "Damn, that was a good one, wasn't it?"
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imax2268 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-25-04 04:37 AM
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9. Ok...
Hey you fuckers that sent me here...this is your fault...all your fault...I'm going to crush your heads like grape...!

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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-25-04 10:31 AM
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10. "Hey! Haven't I raped and tortured you somewhere before?"
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-25-04 10:44 AM
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11. Damn depleted uranium radiation! Look what it did to my hand already
fer chrissake! Screw you, Shrub! I'm banging this thing upside your scrawny little chickenhawk face when I get back to the US!
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-25-04 12:05 PM
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12. W., after eating 2 plates of pancakes and a box of ToastyUps, fell asleep
Edited on Fri Jun-25-04 12:16 PM by skip fox
in the Oval Office and is dreaming: "Hey, you! . . . That's right, maggot, YOU! . . . Get your pink little AWOL b*lls over here and fix this f*cker before it blows up in your little girly smirk of a face . . . And I mean NOW, Buster . . . Or do you prefer Numbnuts! . . . DO IT!"
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-25-04 12:08 PM
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13. Pull my finger, maggot!
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