The Wicked Cool Ego-Boost Thread!

[sus]

YOU..are fabulous, my dear.

[GOPisEvil]

1. Why, thank you. You are simply smashing, dahling!

[sus]

2. Thank you, sir! Has anyone ever told you what a completely

captivating and magnetic presence you have?

[GOPisEvil]

4. Oh, my! You flatter me!

Your stunning beauty is eclipsed only by your charm and wit.

(Lynne's going to tell us to get a room in a minute - Edit: called it!)

[sus]

10. why thank you, but if i am...

it's only a reflection of the fabulous bright light that is your intellect.

[GOPisEvil]

13. Yes, but that is because you inspire me to be a better human.

[LynneSin]

3. You two need to get a freaking forum hotel room or something

:eyes:

To think I didn't have to introduce you two to each other or sus to DU

:crazy:

[sus]

5. Lynne, did anyone ever tell you that you

radiate warmth and delight for miles around?

[LynneSin]

7. Kiss my white ass girl!!!

[GOPisEvil]

6. For that, you should be nominated for sainthood.

[sus]

8. She SHOULD!!!

Words do, in fact, fail to capture her essence.

[GOPisEvil]

9. She is truly a ray of sunshine in a cold, gray world.

[LynneSin]

11. Me? St. LynneSin

You will burn in hell with a comment like that!

[sus]

12. At first, I was intimidated by the formidable intelligence and beauty of

everyone posting here. But then I just had to tell you: you're a vision in Arial font, each and every one of you!

[GOPisEvil]

14. Some of you

bolder than the rest, of course.

[Pale Blue Dot]

15. You don't think Arial font makes me look fat?

What a sweet thing to say!

[sus]

16. No, you could NEVER be fat. In fact, as president of Ford Models, Inc.,

I would like to offer you all lifelong contracts.

[sus]

17. Announcement:

well, I don't want to say anything too soon, but...oh, what the hell: Nobel Prizes for everyone here!

Mine's for Grammar.

[GOPisEvil]

18. Ooooh...can I have the Nobel Prize for spelling?

Eye amm uh gud spellr.

[sus]

19. of course you can! ...okay so I told the people in my office that

I was going to post in this thread, and when I told them who else was posting in it, they had to go home, they were so sick with envy.

[GOPisEvil]

20. Some people can't handle the truth.

We are too wonderful for words.

[sus]

21. me? wonderful? no, sir, it is YOU who are wonderful. In fact...

I have erected a lavish shrine to you on my bathroom sink. I pray at it when I need my hair to look perfect, just as yours is.

[GOPisEvil]

38. I have built an altar to your feet.

As they are podiatric perfection in themselves!

[m-jean03]

22. So, like, when are you two getting married?

:shrug: :D

[sus]

23. married? m-jean03, how can I marry another when I pine for your loveliness

you have always been so lovely, and I didn't know that you could be even more lovely, but every day I see your posts, I am amazed at the infinite supply of loveliness that you produce.

[m-jean03]

26. Awww... I knew I posted in this thread for a reason.

You know my loveliness pales in comparison to your lovely, famous and world-renowned feet, sus!! :pals:

[sus]

27. oh pshaw...thank you kindly. I hope we don't crash DU with the weight

of our brilliance. There may be a law about having so much beauty, grace and talent in one place.

[LynneSin]

30. FOUND!!! Picture of M-Jean03, sus and GOPisEvil together

:eyes:

[Richardo]

35. Ooooo! Frottage!

Crikey, you three!

[m-jean03]

34. I guess we could ask Skinner.

But then, his overwhelming genius, wit and power combines with our talent and beauty in one thread would probably down the system.

Maybe if we tiptoe, we will be OK. I know for a fact that you are extraordinarily light on your feet, and you move like a professional dancer even when you're grocery shopping.

[sus]

37. it's true. Skinner is a God. just for you to know that reveals the depth

and greatness of your soul. Were it not utterly redundant, I would hire a choir to sing your praises night and day....but no need, as everyone around you bursts into spontaneous song, so joyful are they to bask in your radiance.

[m-jean03]

40. Why you're right, my life IS like a musical, day and night.

So kind of you to notice. But you are so observant like that! You seem to have a gift, a talent for seeing the many fine nuances of every individual human soul. You are most likely a mystic, and undoubtably an unmatched intellectual and great humanitarian. In fact, I think I will call you Saint Sus after today. :loveya:

[Richardo]

24. This is the best thread EVER, sus...

...and I say that with all sincerity. :)

[sus]

25. Richardo, I'm so honored and humbled by the fact that YOU would

notice a thread of mine. you ROCK, dude.

[Richardo]

36. Not nearly as much as *you* rock, my dear...

...I'm basking in the warmth and comfort of this incredible thread. I may cry.

[sus]

39. oh for heaven's sake, Richardo. stop putting me to the blush...

I am just a "special" person in this "mega-special" thread, a mere tyro who has come here to worship at the altars of the other thread denizens.

I have to say, within just a day or two of rubbing pixels with you folks, I feel morally transformed.

[Magrittes Pipe]

28. I am a horrible monster!

:cry:

[sus]

29. chin up, whoisalhedges..for I KNOW who the real alhedges is..and he is

a wonderful magnificent human being and a brave advocate for endangered herbivores. Hold your head HIGH, son! You are the future and the light!

All praise whoisalhedges.

[Magrittes Pipe]

31. You are just saying that to boost my ego.

:(

[LynneSin]

33. He's a Cincinnati Reds fan

which makes him better than 99.9% of the people who post here at DU (which would be the other non-Cincinnati Reds fans)

[m-jean03]

41. Did that guy get in contact with you --

asthmaticog or something? He was upset about Whitacre_D_WI's untimely tombstoning. :cry:

[sus]

42. WHAT???? what happened? are you serious?

edit: i thought you meant he actually DIED.

is that what you meant????

he was way funny. (if it's who i'm thinking of.)

[m-jean03]

44. Yeah, he thought our beloved, beautiful Whitacre had been

banned and tombstoned. I told him he was now whoisalhedges, I didn't mention Al Hedges actually ATE Whitacre and assumed his identity; I figured he'd find that out in time. :D

[m-jean03]

46. Naw, sorry about the scare

I use "death" and "tombstoned" interchangeably, prolly shouldn't. :-)

Whitacre changed his name, is all. He is now Al. :-)

[sus]

47. ooh...whew..thanks for the clarification. you are so smart and pretty.

[m-jean03]

48. Well, you are a genius and better looking than Princess Madeline!

But we've walked this path before, and I fear you won't be happy with the toaster waiting at the end of the rainbow. :(

[sus]

32. You know, there has been an unusually high level of activity on DU's

web servers recently. Apparently half the people on the Internet are lurking in this thread, just to bask in the wonderfulness that is you people.

Because, seriously, each and every one of you is more wonderful than it's possible to be.

[Zomby Woof]

43. you all SUCK

Ever the contrarian.

[LynneSin]

45. well your yak SMELLS

:eyes:

[m-jean03]

49. deleted