My hose was too long. Now it's just right!

[GOPisEvil]

My dryer hose, perverts! The service tech shortened it after he made my washer work correctly.

:P}(

[Burma Jones]

1. We're going to just snip a little off the end to make it look bigger

Poor Ike.

[LynneSin]

2. What are you? Goldiecocks or something

:shrug:

[GOPisEvil]

3. This is not the time to be discussing your porn collection.

;-)

[sus]

4. this topic deserves more attention and some 8x10 glossies.

[GOPisEvil]

5. With circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one

explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against me.

[sus]

6. let me offer an analogy:

The pump in his trousers is to love what a snakebite gives to life.

[GOPisEvil]

7. His manhood stood at full attention, stiff and stony like the v. president

[m-jean03]

8. I'm confused now...

I thought we were talking about dryer hoses?? :shrug:

OK, I'll get out of this thread now. I can tell you guys need some privacy. :D

[sus]

10. we're just incredibly bored. c'mon and play!

[m-jean03]

11. Um, look at my avatar, sus

I don't play with hoses no more. :D

[GOPisEvil]

12. LOL! I'm using these bad similes I found!

http://storiesonline.net/Stasya_T_Canine/fiction-n/humor/simile.htm

[m-jean03]

15. OMG, those can't be real!

Actually, I've read some trash, and I bet they are! :D LOL, rofl, etc.

[sus]

9. His stiff-stained sheets make a tent that stands up in a high wind.

ewww. that's gross.

[GOPisEvil]

13. Ewwww...not any more - my washer works now!

:bounce: Clean sheets! Woohoo!

[sus]

14. yay!! let's put Lynne's cats in it to "test it out!"

[GOPisEvil]

16. Yeah - they'll love the spin cycle!

[sus]

17. kitties love to spin! wheeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

[GOPisEvil]

18. They'll love the warmth of the dryer, too!

[LynneSin]

19. Will you 2 just quit this foreplay and have sex finally

geez!!!!

[GOPisEvil]

20. *looks up airfare*

[sus]

21. based on that, Lynne is obviously sleeping with all of her male friends.

hmmmm..HUSSY!

[GOPisEvil]

22. She slept with me! Twice!

Once in Philly; once in DC!

[LynneSin]

24. You've slept with Will Pitt

WHORE!!!

[GOPisEvil]

25. I had Will Pitt in my living room! On my sofa!

Now you see why I can never part with it.

[LynneSin]

26. Yes but there was that night of love in Philadelphia

:eyes:

[GOPisEvil]

27. I was caught up in the moment of the Spurs' victory that night.

Either that or it was the cheesesteaks.

[LynneSin]

23. Don't tell Jim that, he's going with us to see Fahrenheit 9/11

:eyes:

[sus]

28. okay sure. (dials Jim's number)