GOPisEvil
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Fri Jun-25-04 10:50 AM
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My hose was too long. Now it's just right! |
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My dryer hose, perverts! The service tech shortened it after he made my washer work correctly.
:P}(
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Fri Jun-25-04 10:52 AM
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1. We're going to just snip a little off the end to make it look bigger |
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Edited on Fri Jun-25-04 10:52 AM by new_beawr
Poor Ike.
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LynneSin
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Fri Jun-25-04 10:52 AM
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2. What are you? Goldiecocks or something |
GOPisEvil
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Fri Jun-25-04 10:53 AM
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3. This is not the time to be discussing your porn collection. |
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Fri Jun-25-04 12:42 PM
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4. this topic deserves more attention and some 8x10 glossies. |
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Fri Jun-25-04 12:44 PM
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5. With circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one |
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Edited on Fri Jun-25-04 12:44 PM by GOPisEvil
explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against me.
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sus
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Fri Jun-25-04 12:44 PM
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6. let me offer an analogy: |
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The pump in his trousers is to love what a snakebite gives to life.
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GOPisEvil
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Fri Jun-25-04 12:47 PM
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7. His manhood stood at full attention, stiff and stony like the v. president |
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Fri Jun-25-04 12:48 PM
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I thought we were talking about dryer hoses?? :shrug:
OK, I'll get out of this thread now. I can tell you guys need some privacy. :D
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Fri Jun-25-04 12:49 PM
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10. we're just incredibly bored. c'mon and play! |
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Fri Jun-25-04 12:50 PM
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11. Um, look at my avatar, sus |
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Edited on Fri Jun-25-04 12:53 PM by m-jean03
I don't play with hoses no more. :D
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GOPisEvil
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Fri Jun-25-04 12:50 PM
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12. LOL! I'm using these bad similes I found! |
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Fri Jun-25-04 12:52 PM
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15. OMG, those can't be real! |
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Actually, I've read some trash, and I bet they are! :D LOL, rofl, etc.
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Fri Jun-25-04 12:48 PM
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9. His stiff-stained sheets make a tent that stands up in a high wind. |
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Fri Jun-25-04 12:50 PM
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13. Ewwww...not any more - my washer works now! |
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:bounce: Clean sheets! Woohoo!
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Fri Jun-25-04 12:51 PM
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14. yay!! let's put Lynne's cats in it to "test it out!" |
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Fri Jun-25-04 12:53 PM
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16. Yeah - they'll love the spin cycle! |
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Fri Jun-25-04 12:53 PM
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17. kitties love to spin! wheeeeeeeeeeeee!!! |
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Fri Jun-25-04 12:54 PM
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18. They'll love the warmth of the dryer, too! |
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Fri Jun-25-04 01:02 PM
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19. Will you 2 just quit this foreplay and have sex finally |
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Fri Jun-25-04 01:02 PM
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Fri Jun-25-04 01:04 PM
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21. based on that, Lynne is obviously sleeping with all of her male friends. |
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Fri Jun-25-04 01:04 PM
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22. She slept with me! Twice! |
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Once in Philly; once in DC!
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LynneSin
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Fri Jun-25-04 01:06 PM
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24. You've slept with Will Pitt |
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Fri Jun-25-04 01:07 PM
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25. I had Will Pitt in my living room! On my sofa! |
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Now you see why I can never part with it.
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Fri Jun-25-04 01:08 PM
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26. Yes but there was that night of love in Philadelphia |
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Fri Jun-25-04 01:10 PM
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27. I was caught up in the moment of the Spurs' victory that night. |
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Either that or it was the cheesesteaks.
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Fri Jun-25-04 01:04 PM
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23. Don't tell Jim that, he's going with us to see Fahrenheit 9/11 |
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Fri Jun-25-04 01:14 PM
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28. okay sure. (dials Jim's number) |
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