darkstar
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Fri Jun-25-04 11:43 AM
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Poetry thing coming up and I could use a few.
I only know one--
Cool Pappa walks into coffee shop and asks "How's the pecan pie?"
Beat girl behind the counter sez: "The pecan pie's gone."
Cool Pappa sez: "Dig it. I'll take two pieces."
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Fri Jun-25-04 11:45 AM
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1. Beatnik #1: Hey, man, turn on the radio. |
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Beatnik #2: I love you, radio!
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Fri Jun-25-04 11:52 AM
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2. Snapping of fingers in detached, |
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Fri Jun-25-04 11:58 AM
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3. Two beatniks are walking down the street... |
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when the rope breaks on a safe that was being hoisted up the side of the building.
The safe comes crashing down, smashing onto the sidewalk just behind the two.
Beatnik #1 jumps and says, "What was that?"
Beatnik #2 quickly replies, "B-flat man," while never missing a beat with his snapping his fingers.
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Fri Jun-25-04 12:00 PM
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Fri Jun-25-04 12:08 PM
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5. I collar your jive, Jack |
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But you're coming up on the wrong riff. You dig?
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Fri Jun-25-04 12:18 PM
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6. Ain't no jive, cat. Dig this stone pocket pad I was rolling in last nite |
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Fri Jun-25-04 11:46 PM
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Ok, man, you got your boots on. Didn't mean to bring you down. Everything's kopasetic.
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Sat Jun-26-04 12:01 AM
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Interesting variant spelling of "reefer"! (Top line).
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