What's Your Stripper Name?

[Unperson 309]

The thread on naming got me thinking of something I read online a while back.

Apparently, if you take the name of your first pet as a first name, the name of the street you lived on as a kid, for the surname, You will come up with your "stripper name"!

I'll go first.

Frisky Blythe.

Not BAD!

What's yours?

309

[LynneSin]

1. Suess Park

:eyes:

I'm giving up my stripper career today

[LiberalVoice]

2. Princess Negley

I guess I'm gonna have to dress in drag. Such is life I suppose.

[King Of Paperboys]

3. Monty Redwing

Or, to be more precise, LaMont Redwing.

I guess it works, on a certain leverl.

[sus]

4. Bishop Starview

[LynneSin]

6. You're stripper name is a Catholic Priest

:crazy:

[Magrittes Pipe]

5. Browneye Phoenix.

I WIN!!! :bounce:

[sus]

7. Browneye?? what kind of FREAK kid were YOU??

[Magrittes Pipe]

16. Well, he was a brown hamster with brown eyes.

I pronounced his name "Brownie," but spelled it "Browneye" -- I thought it was funny.

[sus]

20. okay. i will admit it.. that's adorable.

[GOPisEvil]

8. You had a pet named browneye?!?!

Forget it...nothing will top that!

[LynneSin]

10. Be grateful I had my bunny before my brothers or I'd be Blackie Park

His bunny was all black

:eyes:

[King Of Paperboys]

12. A stripper named Browneye?

I don't even want to KNOW what your specialty would be.

[m-jean03]

11. Wow.

I bow to your stripperness, Browneye. :wow:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

9. Nat Romanov

GRRRRRRRRRRR

actually its Sparky Bishop - but that's no fun!

[isa-lee]

13. Fluffy Barrows

Guess I am good to go.

[m-jean03]

14. Fluffy Pine

:shrug:

[testing123]

15. Bunz

:evilgrin:

[noahmijo]

17. Ivanna Humpalot

[scarlet_owl]

18. Mine sucks- Leonard Shaw.

Sounds more like an accountant.

[LiberalVoice]

19. My sisters is Goldie Brightwood. lol

:evilgrin:

[LiberalTechie1337]

21. Chip Red Oak

n/t

[La Lioness Priyanka]

22. galadrial ash

[ajacobson]

23. Tatiana Darlington

hehehe

[freetobegay]

24. Sassy Natchez.

[skippysmom]

36. I had a Sassy too!

Sweetest orange and white cat ever.

I'd be Sassy Robin. :)

[curse10]

25. Tiffany Westbranch

lol

[Rainbowreflect]

26. My first name would be Frisky as well,

last name would be 23rd. Not so good.

[Magrittes Pipe]

27. I'm just waiting for someone to admit to "Stinky Gorge."

[David__77]

28. I actually have one, the funny thing is!

But that's top secret!

[TheMightyFavog]

29. Zoomer County Trunk Highway B

Or Zoomer B. for short.

I don't think this method works well for those of us who were raised in the country...

[qwertyMike]

30. Ineeda Mann

[HereSince1628]

31. Bleu Cheese

As a Wisconsinite I feel every occupation must stand by coagulated protein, excess fats and fermentation.

[nuxvomica]

32. Poppy Moreau

Man, that brings back memories.

[Lavender Brown]

33. Peaches St. Jude

[testing123]

34. Sinbad Wilson

[legin]

35. I was going to complain that for british Duers

you need to post these type of threads earlier when we are still at work.

But thinking about it was probably just as well you didn't, because I think I was badly enough behaved already.

:evilgrin:

I think I may have drunk too much coffee, that's my execuse anyway.

[CrownPrinceBandar]

37. Gus Ferndale is my Porn Star name................

stripping is for losers. Porn is where the action is! :crazy:

[Terran]

38. Damon Wapello

Um, no. Doesn't work, sorry. People tell me my real name sounds like a movie star's name, plus I share a first name with Dirk Diggler.

[Beware the Beast Man]

39. Eleanor Victory

Which sucks since I am a guy...it would be a good drag name, though :shrug:

[VolcanoJen]

40. Isn't that a Porn Name Generator? Still, I'd be "Licorice Teagarden."

Isn't that hot?? :+

[pagerbear]

41. Fumunda Dare

[Bluebear]

42. Frisky Shakespeare

[geniph]

43. Tequila Webster

The Tequila works, the Webster doesn't. Oddly enough, one of my nicknames as a kid was Webster, but it didn't have anything to do with the street I lived in: it was because the other kids thought I sounded like a dictionary.

[Donkeyboy75]

44. L.A. Swern

[phillybri]

45. Brandy Concord: Stripper for uppity, rich assholes!

:evilgrin:

[Anarcho-Socialist]

46. Cyndy Cheapside n/t