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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-25-04 12:17 PM
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What's your porn star name?
You get your porn star name by starting with your own middle name, and then your mother's maiden name.

Mine is : Tony Smiley :7 Kind of appropriate.

But my wife's is even better: Suzette Sexton! :evilgrin:

Any other good ones out there?
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-25-04 12:17 PM
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1. Marie Rider
:eyes:
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-25-04 12:18 PM
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2. Bronc O'Buster
Edited on Fri Jun-25-04 12:20 PM by ChavezSpeakstheTruth
I got this whole Irish rodeo thing

HOT!!!

actually its William Adams - but that's no fun!
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tjwash Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-25-04 12:20 PM
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3. Sterling Johnson
nt
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dr.strangelove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-25-04 12:22 PM
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4. WRONG!! Mine sucks.
Edited on Fri Jun-25-04 12:23 PM by mjf3
Isn't it your mother's maiden name (or your middle name) and the street you first lived on.

In either case, mine stinks.
I like the one that says your pets name and your first street name.
then I am Sparky Jules.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-25-04 12:23 PM
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5. Llewellyn O'Toole.
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slackmaster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-25-04 12:23 PM
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6. Bob Nottingham
n/t
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scarlet_owl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-25-04 12:23 PM
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7. Ann Rivera.
That's my sister's actual name.
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-25-04 12:24 PM
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8. I thought you got your porn star name with your SSN and your mother's
maiden name.
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King Of Paperboys Donating Member (958 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-25-04 12:25 PM
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9. Can't play
I have a middle name that I would bet not 100 people in the country have, so I can't post it... besides, it doesn't come out very funny, anyway.
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freetobegay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-25-04 12:29 PM
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10. Harrison Tews
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-25-04 12:33 PM
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11. Toby Wolf
At your service.
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Emboldened Chimp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-25-04 12:34 PM
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12. No, it's your first pet's name and the street you grew up on...
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-25-04 12:40 PM
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16. You'er half right.
Porn name = Pet name + mothers maiden name.

Soap star name = Middle name + street you grew up on.

Of course there are differents variations of each, but I find those work best for me.
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-25-04 12:50 PM
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17. No, that's your STRIPPER name!
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-25-04 01:10 PM
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18. Taffy Shelly?
I used to have a cat we named Taffy & I grew up on a Shelly Street.
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Beaverhausen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-25-04 01:11 PM
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19. I would be Taffy too! Taffy Bridgewater that is
Edited on Fri Jun-25-04 01:11 PM by Beaverhausen
I kind of like that. Out Taffy was a beautiful blond cocker spaniel.
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TreasonousBastard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-25-04 12:35 PM
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13. Big Dick Magee
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-25-04 12:37 PM
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14. If you have no middle name?
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nini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-25-04 12:38 PM
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15. Marie Broad
:-)
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Parrcrow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-25-04 01:13 PM
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20. Forest Pump
Edited on Fri Jun-25-04 01:53 PM by Parrcrow
sorry didn't follow the rules
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elfwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-25-04 01:38 PM
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21. Liane DuBois
That's kinda sexy. Very French.
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-25-04 02:03 PM
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22. I like it!
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