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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-25-04 12:25 PM
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The Port-Tormented World of all CAPTIONS!!!


W. is "thinking": "Yep. I'm a travelling man. Seen a lot of ports . . . you bet. . . Going to Turkey now. Get some stuffin' and gravy . . . be eating sandwiches for weeks . . . Hey!, That's funny . . . can't wait to tell Condie . . . Help her lighten up a little. . . . Yep, I'm a travelling man alright! (Slips into mental whistling.. . . )"
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StaggerLee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-25-04 12:29 PM
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1. Yes indeed, my left hand is much smaller than my right
It started shrinking early 2001. Don't know why...or mebbe my rights been gettin' bigger??

Don't know why...
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-25-04 03:11 PM
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2. this marks the 100,000,000th photograph of the same Sasquatch walk ...
in the same suit ... the same tie ... the same lost-in-headlights look ... during the last 4 years ...

I'm starting to think he's really not there.

:crazy:

:party:
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