Are you currently wearing women's underwear?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

Come on. Admit it. You are, aren't you!

[CrownPrinceBandar]

1. I have pasties on my nipples right now.............

does that count? *spin* *spin*

[Screaming Lord Byron]

6. Good Lord. That image is burned indefinitely upon my retina.

[Donkeyboy75]

17. Mine too.

But that's because I have actual pics:

[Debi]

23. My husband promised that those photos would remain 'Private'

damn him....

[Debi]

2. Why....yes, but then again...I'm a woman

:shrug:

[MissMillie]

3. Yes, I am.

So what do you think of that?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

4. Dammit! I must try harder next time!

[GOPisEvil]

5. Yes. On my head. It's a tribute to "Weird Science".

[Screaming Lord Byron]

8. How's that woman you're building coming along?

[GOPisEvil]

10. Much easier with today's computing power.

I can build several at once.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

11. Hooray! Bring on the army of hot clone stormtroopers!

[GOPisEvil]

12. They all have that delightful British lilt to their voices, too.

And full lips.

[LynneSin]

7. Yes I am

Then again, I am a woman

[Screaming Lord Byron]

9. Perv!

I knew it.

[LynneSin]

21. I've learned from the master

YOU

[Screaming Lord Byron]

24. Yes. I am currently sporting a nice lacy corset.

[sus]

13. thong, thong, thong, thong, thong. that cisco kid was pure genius!

too bad i had to kill him.

[AwakeAtLast]

40. O. K., you asked for it

http://upchucky.net/~upchucky/flash-fun/thongs.swf

[Lestat]

14. Don't tell anyone, but...

I'm currently wearing a black G-String. ;)

[Screaming Lord Byron]

15. Saucy!

[tandot]

16. Yup. Always do. n/t

[elfwitch]

18. Nope.

I rarely if ever wear underwear. Hate the stuff. Haven't worn it in years.

[Kali]

19. its not a bra, its a "sports top", dammit

and I can too wear it out in the yard

[Screaming Lord Byron]

22. Right. Time for the bra inspectors.

[TrogL]

20. You peeked!!

Actually, I'm wearing men's bikini underwear but it's indistiguishable from the stuff I've seen sold in the ladies department as "sports" underwear.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

25. Uh-huh.

My mum tried to pull that trick on me when I was a kid.
'Mum, this is a girl's shirt!'
'No one will notice, son, it looks just like a boys' shirt'
No one will notice, huh? How about everybody in school within, ooh, twelve seconds?

[Magrittes Pipe]

26. Is "being tied up and gagged by" the same thing as "wearing?"

If so, yes.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

29. Yes. Yes it is.

And, I have to say, I'm surprised they let people operate public transit in that state.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

30. What, are your feet tied? How you typing, holmes?

:shrug:

[Magrittes Pipe]

32. I'm using my "third typey-thing."

on edit: just so you know, by that I mean "penis."

[SarahB]

27. Yes, but I think I'm supposed to be doing that.

:shrug:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

28. Is there a rule book somewhere?

Maybe we can get to the bottom of this.

[Fenris]

31. Ladies underwear? Please. I'm not British.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

33. LOL! Neither are you an English Tory MP.

Stephen Milligan, was a Tory MP and Parliamentary Private Secretary to the notorious arms dealer Jonathan Aitken, then a minister in the Tory government. On 7th February 1994, he was reported to have been found tied to a chair with a plastic bag over his head and a satsuma stuffed into his mouth. The usual embarrassment surrounding these cases seem to have prevented the press from carrying out an in-depth investigation into various discrepancies in the case. Aitken, was known to have an particular interest in Sado-Masochistic sex - Milligan wasn't. He was engaged at the time to a women who is now a Tory MP. More relevant perhaps is Aitken's well-documented links to intelligence agencies and his role in shadowy arms deals that were conducted in the Ritz hotel in Paris in 1993.

http://tinyurl.com/3acmc

'Results of final forensic tests released three days later found Stephen Milligan had died of asphyxiation from the electrical flex tied in a noose round his neck.
Murder was ruled out.

Further details of the appearance of his body - including a black bin liner over his head and wearing stockings and suspenders - were consistent with auto-erotic sex practises.'

Stephen Milligan died in the middle of the Tory 'Family Values' campaign, an attempt to refocus government policies on 'traditional' values.

[Fenris]

34. LOL! How horribly ironic!

Family values Tory MP found dead wearing a black bin liner over his head and wearing stockings and suspenders, an appearance consistent with auto-erotic sex practises. That might be the greatest sentence in the English language.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

35. Don't forget the Satsuma.

[Fenris]

37. A bit fruity, don't you think?

:evilgrin:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

38. It's one of those things you just could not make up.

It's impossible.

[Fenris]

39. Sad in a way. But it's much funnier than it is tragic.

If he hadn't been a "family values" Tory it might be a bit more unfortunate.

[commander bunnypants]

36. that was yesterday

DDQM

[Robb]

41. Yes, but as a hat so it's OK.

Anything else would be weird.

[ulysses]

42. I just got home.

Give me a minute, already.