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Fri Jun-25-04 03:52 PM
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Finally met that cute teacher girl |
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Well, remember that teacher who's like the one seemingly decent girl in town? Well, I've never been able to actually talk to her. But just now, I was sitting in the office all alone and she walked in. What cow. I asked if I could help her and she said she needed to put an ad in. I usually have nothing to do with that, but I'm the only person here, so I took the COCKTAIL napkin she had the ad scribbled on and photocopied it in dead silence. After I asked her what her name was so I could put it on the desk of our ad person so she would know who it's for. She wouldn't tell me her name, then gave me someone else's name because that was who the ad was for. Then I aksed her if it was for friendly Franks...which is our free classifieds. She said "No it's for like you know at the back of the paper." I interjected, "I know what the classifieds are." Then she left.
MOOOOO
Dang, I knew I shoulda had my pants on...that's where it all went sour.
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Fri Jun-25-04 03:54 PM
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1. That would turn off any girl, I imagine. |
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Fri Jun-25-04 03:58 PM
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Fri Jun-25-04 03:58 PM
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3. Well, Hey, its a start man, next time you meet |
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where them damn pants and you'll have a starting point for conversation.
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Fri Jun-25-04 04:02 PM
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4. "So, I'm wearing pants this time - waddya think?" |
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Fri Jun-25-04 04:07 PM
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She's gotta love it, or you are better off without her!
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Fri Jun-25-04 04:03 PM
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Edited on Fri Jun-25-04 04:07 PM by Hardhead
We gotta get you fixed up, man. Especially before the caribou migrate.
Kidding!
Am I right in thinking you live in a town with a population of 67 people? And 49 of them are married/related?
You'll know you've found that special someone when she gives you a great big smile and says sweetly, "I like a man with no pants." That's how I met my sweetheart. (Well, not really, but it makes for a good story anyway.)
Possible opening lines:
1) I have pants!!!
2) Hey! You're not an elk!
(Help me out, here...I never had any lines in my repertoire.
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Fri Jun-25-04 04:08 PM
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"So, hot enough for ya?" the mating call of the Dork!
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Fri Jun-25-04 04:08 PM
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7. I don't understand your use of "cow" |
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Edited on Fri Jun-25-04 04:09 PM by m-jean03
to describe someone who is cute? :shrug: Am I just clueless, or what?
on edit: Does this have to do with big boobs, by any chance? :think:
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Fri Jun-25-04 04:09 PM
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Maybe it's a local term....it's kinda like saying bitch, but in a nicer way.
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Fri Jun-25-04 04:20 PM
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10. Huh, I never heard that; |
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Edited on Fri Jun-25-04 04:21 PM by m-jean03
I always heard it used to describe "ugly" women. Hm. So it turned out her personality didn't match her good looks? Too bad. That's always a real disappointment, I know.
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Fri Jun-25-04 04:22 PM
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11. It wasn't so much her attitude as it was her seemingly profound distaste |
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Fri Jun-25-04 04:23 PM
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You seriously were working in your briefs/boxers? :shrug: :D
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Fri Jun-25-04 04:24 PM
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was just kidding about that
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Fri Jun-25-04 04:25 PM
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14. Well, maybe you should try it then |
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Maybe she'd appreciate that? :D
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Fri Jun-25-04 04:28 PM
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15. Hmmm..perhaps and expert should be called in |
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Are there any perverts in the house? :-)
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Fri Jun-25-04 04:42 PM
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Fri Jun-25-04 04:52 PM
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17. I beware trying to read women right off like that |
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It's a bad indicator. It could be a front, especially around a guy she likes. Continued good manners in the face of perceived hostility will always impress, even if you're the only one who's impressed.
Still. She sounds like she might be a conservative. Know your quarry, I say.
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Fri Jun-25-04 04:56 PM
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So, maybe she just naturally has a dominating attitude
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Fri Jun-25-04 05:29 PM
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19. Dude - girls with cojones are no fun |
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If she's all that, tellwiddit.
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