so if Jimi Hendrix is standing next to a mountain....

[MnFats]

...
and he chops it down with the edge of his hand....
...how many chops does it take to chop it down?

("Voodoo Chile, Slight Return")

[librechik]

1. the first chop spins him all the way around to face the ocean

so we forget about the mountain.

First there is a mountain

then there is no mountain

then there is

(Donovan was there with him, you see...

[Shoedogg]

2. Mr. Owl says...

One...tah-hoooooo...three *crunch*

Three.

[specimenfred1984]

3. 1 Chop Across His Guitar Strings

and the mountain melts away in a blaze of rock glory!!!

[Twillig]

4. Six

It could turn out to be nine..


I don't mind.

[TheWizardOfMudd]

10. Dig

[LastKnight]

5. not sure, but its defanatley harder than...

getting rid of castles made of sand, cause they all just melt into the sea, eventuially. on thier own of course.

-LK

[MikeG]

6. Wasn't he gay?

I heard him sing: "Scuse me while I kiss this guy"

[MnFats]

8. no, that was Slow-Motion Walter

em

[MnFats]

9. no, that was Slow-Motion Walter

em

[mr blur]

7. Just the one, of course. This is HENDRIX!

[TheWizardOfMudd]

11. "White collar conservatives flashin' down the street . . .

. . . Pointin' their plastic finger at me, huh
They're hopin' soon my kind will drop and die but
I'm gonna wave my freak flag high
High! Woah!

Wave on, wave on

Ah ha ha
Fall mountains
Just don't fall on me
Go ahead on, Mr. Businessman
You can't dress like me

Don't nobody know what I'm talkin' about
I've got my own life to live

I'm the one that's gonna have to die when it's time for me to die
So let me live my life
The way I want to
Yeah

Sing on, brother
Play on, drummer!"