Rita COSBY Is Putting the Moves on Bernard KERIK

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Sorry, but I like to pigeonhole these wingnuts in heat, like Laura INGRAHAM having an affair with Asa HUTCHINSON while they all were crucifying CLINTON over sex.

As I've posted ad nauseaum, Miss Rita just LOVES bad boys, was pen pals with Timothy McVEIGH, interviewed MILOSEVIC by phone, pen pal-ed with BERKOWITZ, CRAVED getting hold of whassisname CONDIT, and, I predict, will someday get hold of PETERSEN.

Hadn't seen her before with KERIK, the wingnut women's dreamboat. When Judith REGAN, she of "Regan books", which she got started through her womanly wiles with MURDOCH or somebody-MURDOCH, had her Saturday night interview show on Faux, she would feature her own Reganbooks authors, one of which was this KERIK dude, who was the NYC Police Commissioner during 9-11. The first many of his appearances were related to 9-11, with her question (never ask questions you don't know the answer to), "What were you doing when the planes hit?" He said, "I had just stepped out of the shower in my office after working out..." And Judith was just eating him up with her eyes.

Later appearances, it turned out that this KERIK dude had his own history of being orphaned or abandoned, hence the big-eyed puppy dog mein that made Judith, and now Rita, swoon.

Rita has totally displaced the Geraldo niche, but she gets the hot interviews in a smoother, classier way, and Geraldo KNOWS he is a fifth wheel. She can penetrate ANY newsworthy family, with such SWEETNESS, yet firmness. Once, when I made one of these cracks about her, a DUer who apparently knows/worked with her said, "Leave Rita alone." Hahaha.

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1. See What I Mean? She's Doing Mike TYSON As We Speak. n/t