Thread Ideas to Get you Banned

[WillyBrandt]

Alright, folks, let's think of threads that people can start if they want to get themselves banned.

Here are two I can suggest to those looking to get tombstoned:

- People at DU I want banned
- My favorite--and least favorite--human races

[SoCalDem]

1. "I am voting for George W Bush "

That one would do it for sure :)

[WindRavenX]

2. "Freepers- our misunderstood friend"

That might do it.

[Wonk]

3. "Thread Ideas to Get you Banned"

;-)

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. DUers I want to bang and/or DUers I find too ugly to bang

[pagerbear]

47. Who's on your list, Rabrrrrr?

[Rabrrrrrr]

75. Hey, now, I ain't getting into that one

I've got too many posts to risk getting banned on a "how to get banned" thread!

[DS1]

50. That's what I was thinking

but was going to be more descriptive than 'bang' :hi:

[Rabrrrrrr]

76. I figured "bang" was a bit more offensive, and thus more bannable

:evilgrin:

[DS1]

86. You see

I was thinking "ram my cock into repeatedly" but apparently we can't go there.

[Rabrrrrrr]

95. ROTFL!

That's even better, but I was afraid to use language that intense for fear of getting tombstoned. Preferably, I'd have gone with "DUers I'd pump full of my cracker seed and/or DUers so gross I wouldn't even accept a handjob from", but that's getting really nasty, and I'd much rather never actaully say such things.

[olddem43]

5. Cheney is a pleasaant

fellow to have a conversation with.

[7th_Sephiroth]

6. bring back (tombstoned person)

George bush is Jesus, heres proof
F/911 sucked
(ect)

[CShine]

ABORTION IS MURDER!! IRAQ IS MURDER!!..........ummm, wait a sec...........

;-)

[jeff30997]

7. I'm the "Get a brain Morans!" guy. Do you like me? (Poll)

:)

[Taverner]

8. "Free Hat"

So he eats babies?

[slackdude]

19. Punch and Pie

[WillyBrandt]

9. - Favorite synonyms for "bitch"

[Elidor]

10. Hi! I'm Newt Gingrich, and I just had unprotected sex with Ann Coulter!

That's gotta be an 11 on the ban-o-meter.

[jeff30997]

14. Just imagine the kid they would have...

:puke:

[jeff30997]

11. Is it true that Liberals have tails?

:)

[Endangered Specie]

12. Lets have a singalong: ITs Spriiingtime for Hitler, and Germany...

Germany was having trouble, what a sad, sad story
Needed a new leader to restore its former glory
Where, Oh where was he? Where could that man be?
We looked around and then we found
The man for you and me.
And now it's..

Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Deutschland is happy and gay
We're marching to a faster pace
Look out, here comes the master race

Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Winter for Poland and France
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Come on, Germans, go into your dance

I was born in Dusseldorf, and that is why they call me Rolf
Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Nazi party

Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Goosestep's the new step today
bombs falling from the skies again
Deutschland is on the rise again

Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Uboats are sailing once more

Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Means that soon we'll be going
We've got to be going
You know we'll be going to WAR!

[Elidor]

22. Love that song!

Mel Brooks' finest hour. I have the mp3 and listen to it regularly. :)

...bombs falling from the skies again...

...U-boats are sailing once more
Springtime for Hitler and Germany....

[Endangered Specie]

23. I like it too.

Maybe it wouldnt be bannable, but I suspect some might take it too seriously.

[philosophie_en_rose]

39. Heil Myself.

Heil to me.

:P

[JohnKleeb]

13. boobies, why they are loved

or bitch
hmm.

[ForrestGump]

61. Nah, I do that one once a week...

:D

Still here.

[WillyBrandt]

15. Painful rectal itch

[noahmijo]

16. "I'm George W. Bush and I approved this thread"

[nickgutierrez]

17. Help FReep these 37 polls!!!

[LostInAnomie]

18. Holy Shit! This Penis pump really works! My schlong is HUGE! (pix inside)

[AVID]

20. must have - rush limbaugh belly lint for sale

[TrogL]

21. I'm a mod and I just banned skinner

[Endangered Specie]

24. Heil Der Fuhrer!

cant believe no one thought of this yet.

[St. Jarvitude]

30. That's "den Fuhrer", btw

I know a little too much German for my own good :)

[WillyBrandt]

44. Das stimmt!

[TheRedMan]

45. doch! (k/s) (N/T for you english-speakers)

[Endangered Specie]

51. oops I goofed.... scheisse?

[Endangered Specie]

25. (in ATA) Please delete my account

100% success with this one.

[Endangered Specie]

26. Who here liked "Everyone Poops"

(in honor of Mjean... DU troublemaker)

[m-jean03]

49. No, the clincher was actually

"For those who eat mustard." :-)

[Endangered Specie]

52. That would be a good name...

if your still looking for one... Mustard-Jean ;)

[m-jean03]

55. No thanks --

A name's not worth much without the ability to post :D

[IranianDemocrat]

27. "In defense of Donald Rumsfeld..."

[No2W2004]

28. Wasn't the Reagan funeral great!

I hope they come out with a DVD!!!

[Endangered Specie]

29. KILL ALL TINY DOGS!!!... especially chiuauas

[Rhiannon12866]

31. I hate cats, and I'm listing all the reasons...

:-(

[maveric]

32. DICK CHENEY IS NOT EVIL! HE'S JUST MISUNDERSTOOD!

[fujiyama]

33. -I have a crush on

Ralph Nader...

-Ralphy -- He's one sexy bastard!

-Ralph Nader will win the election.

-I'm voting for Ralph and I live in a swing state! (Okay this last one is just pure, 100%, unadulterated DU Flamebait!)

[Burma Jones]

34. C'mon, Dennis Kucinich is really a space alien. Right?

[OutOfIraqNow]

35. the last Good thing Bush did was...

That I'm sure will cause an uproar.

[Sirveri]

36. He actually did do ONE good thing.

Oh shit, now that's sure to get me banned! hahaha

But I think he claimed credit for trying to push Congress to put thru a bill to extend unemployment benefits. He at least signed it, which was gracious of him considering he cost me my job.

[philosophie_en_rose]

37. Southern Bestiality: Why the cows are asking for it and blame Nader.

:shrug:

[philosophie_en_rose]

38. Don't Blame Me! I voted for LaRouche!

:puke:

[davsand]

40. Top ten reasons not to vote for Kerry

Bet ya THAT would go over about like a lead balloon!

You MIGHT get banned AND visited by the SS for any thread calling for the immediate execution of specific folks (who we all know and adore WAAAAAY too much to ever speak badly about, for you government types reading here...) THAT would be the really big prize!

:silly:

Laura

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

41. What's the real reason Skinner owns a lap dog?

:evilgrin:

[UrbScotty]

42. "Joe Lieberman, Zell Miller, and other liberal national security threats"

"Why we need Double Standards in Washington"
"Screwing a country is more noble than screwing a woman."

[LoZoccolo]

43. "Democrat Ballsuckers"

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=mrbergis-nascar.mp3

[givemebackmycountry]

46. The KKK

Are just "good ol' boys" and misunderstood.

[NoPasaran]

48. If Ann Coulter is a man why does she throw like a girl?

[Endangered Specie]

53. Has anyone been to (unmentionable website) lately?

[Endangered Specie]

54. You know... I think Astrology is bullshit!

[m-jean03]

56. Yeah, well so is your mama!!

:P

[Donkeyboy75]

60. I've actually been on a couple of those threads.

Man, do they get ugly :)

[Endangered Specie]

84. I dont doubt it...

I dont usually join in, afraid I might lose my temper entirely.

[philosophie_en_rose]

64. "I'm an ass-tronaut. Ask me anything!"

:)

[LTR]

71. That'll only get you banned from "The Meeting Room"

[PartyPooper]

57. Laura Bush Is The Best First Lady In American History.

To her credit, she is the most influential, inspirational, intellectual-and, best-dressed First Lady since Jacqueline Kennedy.

She's truly an American treasure.

;-)

[brainshrub]

66. If she's a treasure

we should bury her.

[Donkeyboy75]

58. Men are the superior gender. Women are just bitches.

[Maestro]

59. If I wanted to hear...

Take that you lazy liberals!

[DoveTurnedHawk]

62. "I'm Not a Freeper, But Isn't Kerry Just as Bad as Bush?" (eom)

DTH

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

63. "Hitler: At least he made the Trains run on time!"

[Endangered Specie]

65. Who wants to see pics of my new Hakenkreuz tattoo?

[Blue-Jay]

67. Buy my voodoo doll. You'll be the coolest kid on the block!

:eyes:

[Endangered Specie]

68. Thread Ideas to Get you Banned

...you never know ;)

[redsoxliberal]

69. My pubic hair has dandruff... help

[LTR]

70. Fahrenheit 9/11 is a bunch of lies!

heh heh heh....

[Kukesa]

72. Women Really Enjoy Rape n/t

[Kukesa]

73. I'm really sorry I even wrote that. I'll try again. n/t

[Kukesa]

74. Freepers Are Smarter Than DUers. n/t

[robertpaulsen]

77. Cancel the election and let Bush lead the duration of the War on Terror

[robertpaulsen]

78. In the event of martial law, shouldnt Arabs be put in concentration camps?

[robertpaulsen]

79. In the event of martial law, is lynching liberals acceptable?

[IronLionZion]

80. Fuck DU, Fuck John Kerry, and Fuck YOU TOO!!!

run along and play a little game called hide and go fuck yourself

:P

[FizzFuzz]

dupe..darn how do I keep doing this? grr. n/t

[FizzFuzz]

81. pics of my new hummer!! (must see!) n/t

[LTR]

82. You all a bunch of flag-burning, anti-American commie traitors!!!

[FizzFuzz]

83. megadittoes to Rush: Women WANT to be harrassed!!!!

Hey I can't be FizzFuzz and NOT bring up the sexism subject!! ;)

[leftist.]

85. S:u:p:e:r V*i-a-g.r-a - c*i-a.l-i*s at 0.94$ per dose. Only for

:)

[JohnLocke]

87. LOL (nt).

[LTR]

88. Let's talk on Messenger

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[PartyPooper]

89. Karl Rove is a hunk and Ann Coulter is a babe! *sigh*

I'm in love.

:loveya:

[PartyPooper]

90. As parents, George and Barbara Bush are American saints.

They begat us Jeb and Junior. Truly, these Bush offspring, amongst others, rank at the very top with other great American statesman like Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln, and Roosevelt.

We should be eternally grateful for this blessing from God.

:D

[IronLionZion]

91. DU gathering at a sex club?

[IronLionZion]

92. Democrats are no different from Republicans because....

[philosophie_en_rose]

93. Where can I send money to JimRob?

There is no difference between Democrats (DU) and Republicans (FR).

[IronLionZion]

94. ENLARGE YOUR LIBERAL MANHOOD - ALL NATURAL

[bloodyjack]

96. "ANNOUNCEMENT: Several Public Executions Are In Order"

though in no particular order, of course :-*

[everythingsxen]

97. Bill O'Reilly is the only newsman you can trust!

[bloodyjack]

98. "MY ASSASSINATION PLOT AND OTHER CLEVER PRACTICAL JOKES"

[IronLionZion]

99. Another DU pic thread - post your nude photos here

[Rhiannon12866]

100. How about

"I was previously banned from DU six times, but I finally managed to sneak back on, under their radar, so congratulate me!"

[LynneSin]

101. The Homosexual agenda is just WRONG!!!

:eyes: