What if?...Other Presidents Spoke Like Bush?

[Khephra]

"Four scone and twenty weeks ago...."

"There is nothing to fear but...uhhhhh...fearing that we're fearing fear."

"The quarter stops over there."

"Four freedoms: The first is freedom of speech and espresso - everywhere around the block. The second is freedom of everyone to worship God in my way, everywhere in the world. The third is freedom from want uh, uh, uh, . . . everywhere in the world. The fourth is freedom from fear somewhere or another."

"I would rather be Dictator than have peace in the world."

"If you can’t stand the heat, turn on the air conditioning."

"The nation that destroys its soul destroys a thing or two."

"In the field of world policy I would dedicate this nation to the policy of the good neighbors who want to be loved the way that you love other people loving themselves and loving others...especially shut-ins."

"Our Constitution is so simple and practical that it is possible always to meet extraordinary needs by adding an anti-flag burning amendment and outlawing gay marriage."

"Preparation H for defense is an in-allen-able pre-roger-ative of a sov...rhino state."

[Gothic Sponge]

1. "The only thing we have to fear....is the evildoers!"

"Ask not what your country can do for you...Ask what you can do for the rich in this country!"

[goclark]

2. Love It! n/t

[amazona]

3. ha, good ones!

Did you create those? I wish I had that gift. Hilarious.

[Khephra]

4. It's easy to do, if you've heard as many of Bush's speeches as I have

Thanks!

:evilgrin:

[Bucky]

5. "Mr Gorbraraff, bring in, bring... let that Wall, you know, go on away"

[Khephra]

6. More............

"You can fool all of the people sometimes, and some of the people a lot, but you can't fool any or all of the people at lunch time."

"With malice toward nuns, with hilarity for all...."

""If elected, I shall see to it that every ham has a square wheel, no less and not much more."

"Older men declare war. But it is youth that must flight or fry."

[LynneSin]

7. Obviously you've seen F9/11 already

We thought that was an appropriate ending with that quote!!!

[Khephra]

8. Actually, I'm "bedridden" with gout right now

It hit me Thursday night...after we bought advance tickets too.

:hi:

I hope I'll be able to fit my shoes on tomorrow and then I'll go and see it.