Misunderestimator
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Sun Jun-27-04 12:36 PM
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So, some freeper came up to me in a bar, after I'd seen F911 |
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my friend and I were both wearing Kerry T-shirts, and he came up bellowing how he was a REPUBLICAN. Then he comes over to us and asks us to explain why he should vote for Kerry. After repeated emasculation attempts on my part by dismissing him completely... he reaches over and grabs my forearm... Ok... NOW I'm seeing red, with some bellowing drunk idiot holding my arm... and a REPUBLICAN... "And don't fucking touch me either" as I grabbed his hand and threw it off my arm. Sheesh.... anyway, he left then. :) but he ruined a perfectly good Guinness.
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Sun Jun-27-04 12:38 PM
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1. Arrogance is SO Contagious and has no bounds. |
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Someday he will see 9/11 and find out just who his hero really is.
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Sun Jun-27-04 12:40 PM
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Some of those idiots don't realize how lucky they were.
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Sun Jun-27-04 12:47 PM
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3. I was thinking the same thing... |
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If he tried it again... and there were plenty of men there that would help out (that southern gentleman thing here... not always a bad thing).
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Sun Jun-27-04 12:49 PM
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4. I'da shouted....."GO TO HELL pukeazoid...and take the bus home!!" |
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Sun Jun-27-04 01:18 PM
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5. Well, darn, if I'd known there was a word like pukeazoid... |
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I definitely would have had more imagination! :bounce:
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Sun Jun-27-04 01:23 PM
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6. hehehe....that just manifested in m'mind last night...... |
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....rather fittin' for the FReeps I thought! :hi:
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Sun Jun-27-04 01:49 PM
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7. You shoulda maced the bastard. |
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A burning face will take the fun out of drunken bullying every time.
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Misunderestimator
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Sun Jun-27-04 01:53 PM
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8. That might be going slightly overboard... |
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but what the hell... for a freeper like that... yeah, I wish I had had my pepper spray with me. He was so drunk, I don't think he quite understood how I had gotten his hand off me. Maybe it was that confusion firing through his remaining synapses that made him back off. :)
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Sun Jun-27-04 02:10 PM
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12. Him grabbing your arm was assault |
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You possibly could have made his face one with your drinking glass and be covered, though there're pesky nebulous laws against 'unecessary force.' Still, a quick smack to the groin would've been reasonable. :-)
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Sun Jun-27-04 02:23 PM
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13. Yeah, you're right... |
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It's hard to distinguish what's "gone too far"... I probably would have waited for a second attempt, and then gone for the knee in the groin... but who knows, maybe he would have actually hurt me by then. Food for thought.
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Sun Jun-27-04 11:32 PM
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14. Yep, it's a tough call, but in a public setting like that |
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it probably is best -- even with all thought of pacifism aside -- to err on the side of Gandhi. Even if you're well within your rights, you can get nabbed for defending yourself. Seems like there's no way to tell for sure until the violence is overt, and by then it's often a tad too late. :-(
Anyway -- excuse me while I don my armchair quarterback garb -- I think you handled it just right. May it never happen again.
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Sun Jun-27-04 02:03 PM
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9. Tell him to go home and brush his tooth... |
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Sun Jun-27-04 02:03 PM
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I woulda done the exact same thing. Told him to piss off, I don't have to try to convince him of ANYTHING. What a waste of time that would be anyway.
www.johnkerry.com babee. That's what I tell anyone who wants to know and who claims he hasn't come over to their house and convinced him personally yet. Go read about it, dorfwad. It's all there, for crying out loud!!!!
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Sun Jun-27-04 02:07 PM
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And I told him the same thing... what a pukeazoid dorfwad! :)
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