Drunk man accidentally shoots his balls off

[ps1074]

David Walker was drunk when he was putting a shotgun in his pocket that went off and shot him in the groin. Doctors were forced to remove his testicles during emergency surgery.

http://www.webindia123.com/news/showdetails.asp?id=41681&cat=World

[Whoa_Nelly]

1. OMIGOD!

:wow:uch!!!!!!!!!

[bloodyjack]

2. OMG who will tenderly euthanize this poor dumb bastard

also isn't a prison sentence sort of SILLY at this point

[jeff30997]

3. Ouuuuuuch!!!

[Corby]

4. Was it a pump action?

Cause now it's a sawed-off.

Snort, chortle.

[0rganism]

5. Darwin Award comin' right up!

Let's face it, if you put a shotgun in your pocket, you don't deserve to reproduce.

"Hey baby, is that a shotgun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

[Corby]

6. Famous Last Words

"Hey, watch this!"

[Nostradammit]

7. The Mother of All Hangovers!

Wow, what the hell did I do last night? And why does my groin hurt so?

AAAAAUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DoNotRefill]

8. How, exactly, do you....

put a shotgun in your pocket?????

Shotguns are NOT little things....

[TexasBushwhacker]

9. I was thinking the same thing n/t

[TX-RAT]

18. I want to see that shot gun

Could it be a 410 derringer?

[Blue-Jay]

10. I bet he'll never do THAT again!

owie.

[GOPisEvil]

11. A shotgun...in his pocket?!

Either it was sawed off, or he has some DEEP pockets.

Ouch!

[oneighty]

14. A .410

hand gun (Shot gun) anti-snake weapon perhaps. They are available. Slightly larger than a handgun. Cute!

180

[Jack_DeLeon]

12. lol.

[Richardo]

13. I'd have loved to hear the doctors during that surgery...

You don't often hear raucus laughter emanating from an OR. :)

Oh to be a fly on the wall...OK maybe not in an operating theater, but you get the drift.

[DS1]

15. I wonder if that counts as kitten killing...

:shrug:

[LastKnight]

24. or saving many future kittens? nt

[YellowRubberDuckie]

16. Damn, I figured this took place in the south...

Texas, Alabama or something. But London? Who knew there were idiot rednecks up there too!? What a dumb shit.
Duckie

[phillybri]

17. Darwinism at it's finest...

The kid that eats the most paste doesn't get to have kids of his own...:evilgrin:

[tavalon]

23. No Darwin award for him

However he can claim the less prestigious Darwin's bastard award if, and only if, he had not yet sired offspring.

I would love to claim that little concept as my own, but, alas, anyone here who has been to Burning Man knows that I stole it from the Black Rock Rangers.

[Xithras]

28. Darwin nominees don't actually need to die.

From the Darwin Awards site, here are the critera to win:

Reproduction. Out of the gene pool: dead or sterile (the nominee need not be dead, inly incapable of reproducing his/herself)

Excellence. Astounding misapplication of judgment (Impressive displays of stupidity required)

Self-Selection. Cause one's own demise
(Self inflicted injuries and sterilizations only...murders and true freak accidents don't count).

Maturity. Capable of sound judgment
(If a child or disabled person does something that gets themselves killed, it's not funny because they typically have no comprehension of what they're doing).

Veracity. The event must be true
(Urban legends are funny, but no more JATO equipped Chevelle stories).

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

19. That's called "thinning the herd"

But it's not something you're supposed to do yourself...

I think that falls under the "Not clear on the concept" category.

[bearfan454]

20. Ouchy !

You know that hurt, no matter how drunk you were.

[IronLionZion]

21. This happens more often than you will think

some idiots like to keep guns in their pants.

[WilliamPitt]

22. ...and the gene pool says, "Yaaaay!"

[LastKnight]

25. haha... hah.. hhahahaahahahahahahahaha nt

[Rabrrrrrr]

26. Hope he didn't have time to breed

Odd that this would happen in London. I had a picture of some partly toothless mullet-sporting idiot wearing a wife-beater with one or two old Chevy Nova's up on blocks in the front yard by the washing machine. That'll teach me to make snap judgments based on stereotypes.

And, also odd that was in London because they have such draconian anti-gunlaws, which should, according to the anti-gunners, magically make all gun crime disappear.

Because gosh, to hear the anti-gunners talk, as soon as one passes legislation against firearms, they magically disappear and are never, ever used illegally.

Since having a shotgun is illegal, I'm amazed he was able to get one, and even more amazed that the "magic" of the legislation making it illegal didn't also somehow render it functionless and safe, thus rendering society entirely and utterly safe.

Gosh, you don't think the anti-gunners have missed something, do you?

My faith in their "without guns there will no longer be crime, and perhaps not even death itself" agenda is lowering.

[yellowcanine]

27. You beat me to it. Unfortunately this gene (dumbass gun tricks) seems to

occur at a high frequency in the population so losing one individual won't make that much of a difference.