Man Pleads Guilty After Bag Containing Soiled Underwear Draws Hazmat Crew

[matcom]

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ERIE, Pa. -- A man who soiled his underwear and tried to dispose of the evidence by tossing it over the fence of the city's largest reservoir has been fined $5,000.

The city bomb squad and hazardous materials crew responded after an Erie Water Works employee spotted a black bag near the 33-million gallon Sigsbee Reservoir last month.

The reservoir was shut down for several hours while the bomb squad X-rayed the bag and hazardous materials crews waited to test it.

Police tracked down Troy Musil, 18, of Erie. He told police he'd been ill and soiled his underwear. He changed at a friend's house, then climbed over two barbed-wire-topped fences to ditch the skivvies.

http://www.wftv.com/newsofthestrange/3468000/detail.html

[GOPisEvil]

1. What...there wasn't a 7-11 dumpster he could have used?

[SheepyMcSheepster]

2. lol. that is pretty embarrasing

you get joked about shitting in your pants by your friends and now your pants shitting is an event for eveyone to mock. hehe, "hazardous materials crew".

[zanana]

3. LMAO!

It could have been worse. He could've dumped it in the coffin the shakir was in for 11 days!

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

4. he should be shot for stupidity

and what was the deal with climbing over TWO fences to toss the thing in a reservoir? did he want to make people ill?

it's not like there are not about a million illegal garbage dumps in and around Erie.

what a maroon.

[Wilber_Stool]

5. I feel safer already. n/t

[underpants]

6. Troy Musil sounds like a porn name

and no I have never been to Erie Pa.

[matcom]

7. LAIR!

:D