Sex pros get ready for (GOP NY Convention) party

[papau]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/story/206962p-178564c.html

Sex pros get ready for (GOP NY Convention) party

BY JOSE MARTINEZ DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER

<snip>With thousands of Republicans set to invade the city this summer, high-priced escorts and strippers are preparing for one grand old party.

Agencies are flying in extra call girls from around the globe to meet the expected demand during the Aug. 30-Sept. 2 gathering at Madison Square Garden.

"We have girls from London, Seattle, California, all coming in for that week," said a madam at a Manhattan escort service. "It's the week everyone wants to work."

"It's going to be big," agreed one operator at a midtown escort service.

Charging from $300 to upwards of $1,000 for an hour of companionship and a whole lot more, escorts said they can always count on conventioneers for big business.<snip>

[prole_for_peace]

ah yes, the good old fashioned "family values" party.

n/t

[IronLionZion]

1. WTF?

The party of family values.

Hmmm...are there lots of sex pros going to Boston too?

[SarahB]

2. The party of family values?

I'm sure they'll need to call in the extra kinky ones too (hypocritical phonies!).
Too bad for them Democratic women are naturally more...um...liberal about things. :7

[aquart]

3. Cameras, ready?

[NewJeffCT]

4. If we were Republicans...

We'd probably hire camera people to follow all the Dems around Boston to see if they get in any trouble...

[madrchsod]

5. the old rumor

is that the thugs spend big for call girls and are into kinky sex ,while the demo`s don`t spend as much and prefer "normal" sex...but of course that`s just a rumor-right jack??

[MadAsHell]

6. Wouldn't it be great time for the Sex Workers to all go on strike ...

Just imagine the frustration and I bet they could bring about National Healthcare in one week...

[givemebackmycountry]

7. Do Repugs?

Do Repugs use condoms?
Because we all know how much they hate condoms.

I hope one of them get caught doing a Hugh Grant.

A chick with a stick and some popular Repug icon would work for me!

[smirkymonkey]

8. Bring your cell phone cameras girls!

There could be big money in those pics!

[kcwayne]

9. When they had their convention in Dallas in 1984

they had the police start arresting hookers on Harry Hines Blvd a month before the convention, telling them they wanted them out of town. I figured it was just a monopoly policy by whomever had the payoffs from the high priced escort services, because they only chased off the $20 hookers.

[Fleshdancer]

10. can we pay them to tie the GOPers to the bed and take pictures??

I'm sure if we all pitch in 10-20 per DUer, we could make this happen!

[pagerbear]

11. Woo-hoo! Overtime bonus!

[Beware the Beast Man]

12. "Your money's on the dresser, Chocolate."

I'll give a shiny quarter to anyone who knows where that line is from, and its signifigance to this thread.

[Fleshdancer]

13. that's easy!

Birdcage of course...hilarious movie, great line.

on edit: I forgot to add that the significance is that it was the conservative moral bible thumpin' politician that said that to the black underage prostitute right before he died of a heart attack. :)

[Beware the Beast Man]

14. Hehheh...25 cents to you!

"That's quite a forceful handshake you have there."
"Well, you have to, in Greece!"

[Jeff in Cincinnati]

15. "Flying in extra call girls from around the globe"

And that's just for Jack Ryan!

Hey, somebody had to say it...

[flamingyouth]

16. Is Jack Ryan a delegate?

:shrug: