DU: The Movie!

[sus]

Who would play you?

[GOPisEvil]

1. Jason Alexander

Although, he'd have to wear a hairpiece - I'm not balding.

[nini]

4. no way...

George drives me nuts.. you're not THAT annoying :D

[GOPisEvil]

6. Well, he'd have to tone it down a bit.

:D

[nini]

13. didn't George win THE contest?

:evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

15. There's where reality differs...I'd be more like Kramer.

*slap* I'm out!

[nini]

23. LOL..

I forgot about that.. haha

[Wickerman]

8. oops, wrong place

[GOPisEvil]

11. Now that we've confused everyone...

...gotcha...I knew he had to have a bit part.

[Wickerman]

16. sorry, in the wrong place

that was for me. One of the near anonymous football players - I think he might have actually been from the San Marcos/New Braunfels area

[nini]

2. Roseanne

:evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

39. Aren't you a little tall for Rosie?

:D

[nini]

69. oh yeah.. but we have the same sweet disposition

I don't have big knockers like her either.. .maybe I should think of someone else :-)

[eyesroll]

3. Linda Cardellini, typecast from Freaks & Geeks

She looks only generally like me (age, hair color, race, sex), but I was Lindsay Wier in high school -- down to the math team and the stoner friends.

[King Of Paperboys]

Linda Cardellini

Is a hot piece. I'm just saying.

[LynneSin]

5. Glenn Close: Silver Screen/Cybil Shepard: Television

I mean, it really does depend on which medium folks would be seeing this movie

[liberalhistorian]

7. Well, I'd want either

Julia Roberts or Geena Davis, since I've been told by more than one person that I look like a combination of both of them (I wish, and I wish I had their bodies and their money, lol!)

NightTrain looks a little like Michael Moore, so Moore could play him! And Ben Affleck should play Robb, since there's some resemblance there. Actually, Robb's better-looking than Affleck, but what the hell.

[Rowdyboy]

9. Weird Al Yankovic

or Beau Bridges

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

10. Definitely Colin Farrell

Or at least that who my girlfriend thinks I look like. I also think she's totally nuts though. :crazy:

[Wickerman]

12. Parker Brooks

who?

my point exactly.

http://imdb.com/name/nm0112186/

[eyesroll]

26. Did you perhcance appear in Dazed and Confused?

Parker?
:D

[Wickerman]

51. Parker did

but he was only the most obscure actor I could find on quick notice. Sorry, Parker, no offense meant should you be lurking.

[omshanti]

14. that girl from Monsoon Wedding

not the wimpy bride; the one that stood up against the abuse.

[sus]

24. she was really pretty.

[omshanti]

30. Yeah, a bit of wishful thinking on my part!

:P

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[matcom]

18. DS1

:D

[LynneSin]

20. I'd say Ewan MacGregor but only because his bum is as nice as yours

:D

[Bunny]

19. With Special Guest Star,

Angelina Jolie, as bunnyj!

[Garage Queen]

21. if I were to be played realistically, Camryn Manheim

My fantasy choice? Susan Sarandon.

[GirlinContempt]

22. Mia Tyler?

[NewJeffCT]

25. Antonio Sabato Jr

Just kidding...

I'd play myself and have a bit part as a passerby who makes one sarcastic comment and then is never heard from again.

[LynneSin]

27. sus: I say Rachel Griffeth plays you!!!

Since you didn't say who would play you!

[sus]

31. I LOVE her, but i don't look like her at all.

I always get Reese Witherspoon and Elisabeth Shue.

[LynneSin]

32. yes, but Rachel better represents the soul of who you are

She could dye her hair dirty blonde and she'd look like you, but Reese or Elisabeth could never get the essense of who you are

[sus]

33. aww shucks. thanks.

[liberalhistorian]

28. Who do you guys think should

Play WilliamPitt? I vote for Brad Pitt!!

[underpants]

29. Lee Majors

Oh please please let it be Lee Majors!!!!!!!

If Lee Majors is not available Lou Diamond Phillips

[sus]

34. Majors and Phillips are tied up. What about Shatner?

[GOPisEvil]

35. Adrian Zmed or maybe Billy Zane

[underpants]

38. Actually (ironically) they are both available

They must have finished this MUST SEE TV movie a while ago.

http://www.hallmarkchannel.com/us_framework.jsp?BODY=program.jsp&CONTENT=DAM_FAM_1728860

Gedde Wantanabe?

[sus]

40. I love the synopsis:

oh, the DRAMA!!:

Released from prison where he served seven years for armed robbery, Keenan Deerfield (Lou Diamond Phillips) arrives in an 1850s mining town asking for nothing more than the means to make an honest living. Although his arrival is met with scrutiny and hostility, Keenan insists on staying – and soon learns that the locals are virtual slaves of the corrupt mine owner and his son.

Under the watchful eye of the town’s sole lawman (Lee Majors) and with the support of a sympathetic landowner (Ernest Borgnine), Keenan toils in the mines and tills the fields where he intends to put down roots. The ex-con even manages to steer clear of trouble until a battered woman (Marina Black) asks for his protection, unleashing the rage of a drunken miner who would sooner see Keenan dead.

Forced to fight for his future, Keenan learns that too few stand on the right side of the law on “The Trail to Hope Rose.”

[ronnykmarshall]

36. Angelina Jolie's brother

When his hair is blond he looks like me.

[phillybri]

56. Wow...I'm sorry...

:scared:

[XNASA]

37. Eric Stoltz

Without the 'Mask' make-up.

[VelmaD]

41. I have no freakin' clue

Hey GOPisEvil...who should play me?

[GOPisEvil]

43. Lucy Lawless!

:D You're a Xena kinda woman.

[VelmaD]

44. Gee...why don't you just...

scare off every eligible bachelor within a 1000 mile radius. *snort*

[GOPisEvil]

47. Hey, some guys go for that.

They don't mind a little ass-whuppin' with their lovin'.

[slackmaster]

42. Jeff Bridges

The Dude.

[Catholic Sensation]

45. I've been told I look like me, and act very similarly to myself

so naturally, I figure the person to play me is Johnny Depp.

And of course, one of my partners in plms, Leftist Rebel, will play opposite me as Orlando Bloom ;)

[JohnKleeb]

46. ooh la la in accordance with prophecy

;) how about me?

[leftist_rebel1569]

49. I'm well suited to play myself, if you ask me...

;)

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

48. Catherine Zeta-Jones

only she'd be funny and actually have a personality.

And be a bit of a dork.

But physically, yeah.

[WilliamPitt]

50. William Shatner

You're a freak, Bush! A freak! You belong in the zoo next to the dog-faced boy!

[LynneSin]

52. Think of all the alien women you get to sleep with

:eyes:

[VelmaD]

53. Yeah, but do you mean young, hot Shatner...

or middle-aged, girdle and toupee wearin' Shatner, or old and can laugh at himself now Shatner?

[Lizz612]

54. Natalie Portman

Yep yep, its all about the brown hair and the Kerry buttons. :7

[phillybri]

55. John Cusack...

So says my wife...:shrug:

[proud patriot]

57. I pick Charleeze Theron (sp?) or Angelina Jollie

I think they could pull off being a Stawberry Blonde
Loud Mouth Patriot hollering Support our troops
Vote Bush Out ...

[JohnKleeb]

58. dunno you tell me

[tigerbeat]

59. kenneth branagh

or kiefer sutherland. really any pasty white guy with no lips will do.

[LowerManhattanite]

60. Ego says Denzel...

...common sense says Fred "Rerun" Berry.

:)

Ahhh...more like a Richard Brooks (early Law & Order) or a Blair Underwood maybe.

[Gildor Inglorion]

61. William Hurt

n/t

[SarahB]

62. Kate Winslet maybe

Appearance wise, she's the only film actress that remotely looks like me and has my body type being that I'm not 6' and a size 2. There seems to be more somewhat short, curvaceous, dark-haired actresses than fair-haired ones.

Kate

[bigwillq]

73. Kate's a good match for you Sarah

Can you talk with an accent the way Kate does? I like women with accents!!:)

[SarahB]

81. I can't speak in an accent.

I suppose I could try, but it might sound a bit phoney for me to sound like a Brit. My voice has been described anywhere from "sexy as Hell" to "Is your mommy home?" to "what are you babbling about now?" :shrug:

[bigwillq]

82. I love the descriptions of how your voice sounds!

I can't speak in any accents either. How the heck does Meryl Streep do it!?

[southpaw]

63. Jeff Daniels

as he looked in "Fly Away Home"

[fudge stripe cookays]

64. JoBeth Williams.

Not necessarily for the looks, but just cuz she's got the attitude and the passion down.

[blindpig]

65. Christopher Lloyd

since Peter Lorre is dead. Vincent Price would be nice, but I'm not that cool.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

66. Brendan Fraser (but he'd have to put on some serious weight) (nt)

[DrWeird]

67. David Cross.

nt

[Rabrrrrrr]

68. Alan Rickman

Though Kelsey Grammer, Anthony Hopkins, or Bruce Willis could do a good job of me as well.

[GhostThatWalks]

70. Jonny K.

Cause I'm not scared of doing stupid things.

[bigwillq]

71. Vin Diesel

Well someone that was a lot shorter and less built.

I have the shaved head and skin color of Vin.
Many people tell me that facially with the hair style and all that I look like Vin. Even my Dad said it last week when Vin was on a cover of a magazine.

I tell them that I look like Vin, but not because of the face only the body!!! HAHA!!

Damn, I wish my body looked like his. He's one fine mother fucker!

[Insider]

72. Lisa Gay Hamilton

[Deja Q]

74. Richard Coyle!!!!!!!!!

Nobody else could come close!

Well, maybe Dan Akroyd...

But not Jim Carrey. He has as much talent as Ben Stein on speed.

[Mike Niendorff]

75. Adrian Paul

well, either him or Brad Pitt, anyway

:D


MDN

[Robb]

76. Brad Pitt

...because the boy needs to do another comedy. :evilgrin:

[ScreamingMeemie]

77. I am waiting to hear what soleft will say...

because that would be my choice then too... ;)

[Donkeyboy75]

78. John Mayer, if he got into acting.

I got a new haircut, and three people this week have told me I look like him...

[bigwillq]

92. Vote in the Poll. Vote in the Poll. (nt)

[curse10]

79. Gillian Anderson

:-)

[Donkeyboy75]

80. Hubba hubba

Is it because of her looks, or freaky personality?

[curse10]

87. both!

haha hahahah!

[NMDemDist2]

83. Adrienne Barbeau

[Magrittes Pipe]

84. Seth McFarlane.

I would be a cartoon. Y'know, kinda like Peter Griffin, except I can't lick my own nipples.

On edit: hehehehehehehehehehehe.

[Paragon]

85. I keep hearing I look like Brendan Frasier

...so I guess that's it.

But Will Pitt took my original answer. :(

[wyldwolf]

86. Grant Aleksander - so I've been told...

[bigwillq]

89. From Guiding Light? (nt)

[wyldwolf]

90. yeah.

[bigwillq]

91. You're not a bad looking fella then (nt)

[wyldwolf]

93. I had a couple of girlfriends in HS who said I resembled him...

... another said it was really my temperament that was like the character's.

:shrug:

But that was all about 30 pounds ago!

[bigwillq]

94. Yes his character does have a temper

Used to watch that show many years ago.


Hey, it's never too late to lose the weight and get back to your stud days!

[wyldwolf]

96. I don't mean "temper" - I mean temperament

Personality. The way I act, I guess.

[bigwillq]

97. Oops, when I saw temperament I guess I forgot to read the -ament part

From what I can recall (I haven't watched GL in years) he did have a temper too. But I can also picture him personality wise as well.

[AlFrankenFan]

88. The adult me would be played by...

Julianne Moore ;)

[ForrestGump]

95. Gary Coleman

Except two feet taller, of European extraction, and otherwise pretty much looking nothing like him. But we all have a little bit of Arnold inside us, don't we?

Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Forrest?

[Angelus]

98. Jimmy Fallon.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

99. Liv Tyler!

:D

[Parrcrow]

100. Barney Rubble

or
Jerry Mathers as the Parrcrow!

[LWolf]

101. Kathy Bates.

Hair color is wrong, and size is always changing, but she herself is just right.