Michael Flatley is STILL Lord of the Dance

[sus]

Go ahead and try to convince me otherwise

[GOPisEvil]

1. I cannot. The man is simply brilliant.

[sus]

2. I once saw him lift a car over his head and save a trapped baby whale.

it's true...

[GOPisEvil]

4. Oh glory to the Holy Trinity

Michael Flatley, Rick Astley and Michael Bolton.

[sus]

8. I saw him throw salt on Trent Lott's wife. She cried like a baby as she

slowly disintegrated.

She's predictable that way.

[Richardo]

10. I thought Lot's wife WAS salt

I confoozed.

[sus]

11. not according to the Book of Flatley. C'mon! Catch up!

[GOPisEvil]

12. Lott's wife! I love it.

From turned to a pillar of salt to disintegrated by salt.

Wonderful interweaving of the bible in this evil thread.

[greatauntoftriplets]

3. In the late 1970s, I saw a very young Michael Flatley...

...give a performance in a small rehearsal room in a suburban Chicago theater. There were perhaps 30 people there.

He was absolutely remarkable even back then.

[VelmaD]

5. But his legs flap about...

as if independent of his body.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

6. LOL!

[bbernardini]

7. Yeah, but he didn't write the cool music...

...so I don't care. :)

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

9. Michael Flatley is a fantastic dancer, no doubt about it,

but his ego is the size of the Sears Tower. I saw a program on Bravo awhile back about his life and he said he grew up in a rough neighborhood in Chicago. Wrong Michael, I grew up in that same neighborhood (parish) and it was far from being a rough part of the city.

[sus]

13. yeah but do you know any other man who can carry off PURPLE satin???

I think not...

[VelmaD]

18. One word...

Prince.

[sus]

20. okay..but what about RED satin? HUH?? that's right.

[Richardo]

14. I'd think *most* neighborhoods would be pretty rough...

...for a guy who proclaims himself "lord of the dance" :D

[sus]

15. have you tasted his pancakes? He calls them "Flat Jacks"

They are to DIE for. I had a vision after wards.

I saw a big green dragon and as it did a tap dance across a mahogany stage, Burl Ives recited Keats from the front row.

what could it MEAN???

[GOPisEvil]

16. It might mean that there was an addition to the flour...

[sus]

17. I think it's more likely a sign that Flatley lived, Flatley died, and

Flatley will come again!!

[GOPisEvil]

19. Amen.

[LynneSin]

21. Mike Flately cannot touch the drama & skills that this person has

[sus]

22. BLASPHEMER!!!!!

nice tights, though.

[GOPisEvil]

23. That's more like "Dork of the Dance"

[Liberal Classic]

24. I am the TRUE lord of the dance

No matter what those idiots at work say.