Why Germans should not sniff glue

[dolo amber]

IF YOU ARE AT WORK, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY SAVE THIS FOR HOME VIEWING


It's not *dirty* or anything, just kinda freaky and bizarre. :crazy:


And I have no proof this guy is either a) German or b) on glue, but it's as good of a guess as I got. :D


http://homepage.ntlworld.com/chronox/haha.wmv

Enjoy, and Maya-HEEEEE!! :D:D

[Fenris]

1. I'm telling you, I swear he's Dutch!

;):D

[GOPisEvil]

2. Oh. My. God.

What the fuck was that?

[dolo amber]

4. Does it reflect poorly

on me that this has been making me piss myself laughing for hours now? :D

[GOPisEvil]

6. No, no...it's funny as all hell.

I'm just wondering who or what possessed this guy to a) do that and b) put it on the web.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

21. Well it must reflect poorly on me

because I am wiping tears off my face and can't wait to show that to my husband.

He is going to wet his pants. Absurdity is the best form of humor.

[tandot]

3. Definitely not German. Sounds like Russian.

but definitely crazy.

[Kellanved]

10. nope, that's German

Definitely German.

He says :
"There is a strange song out since yesterday, that I (actually he uses a plural) can't get out of my Head"

<Music Starting>

"No, I can't get the music out of my head; well but I have to beat the music out of my head; I can't help it. Let's see what's on this one. It doesn't matter, if you put it under."


<Music Starting>

[tandot]

13. You made me listen to it again. ARRRRGGGGGHHHH!

and you are right: It is German (with a very strong accent).

And now I have to try to get that song out of my brain. I hope that guy doesn't appear in my dreams tonight.

[Kellanved]

17. yeah, he is hard to understand

He uses a mix of Swabian/Bavarian/Austrian - it almost qualifies as another language.

[AwakeAtLast]

5. WTF?

This guy has lost it! He reminds me of kids in school trying to impress other kids by acting wild and crazy, but coming off as psychotic. Very bizarre, indeed!

[ScreamingMeemie]

7. Awww...He's just happy.

;) :hi:

[Terran]

8. And he LOVES

his music! Seriously though, haven't we all done that at one time or another? :crazy:

[ScreamingMeemie]

12. I confess! I do it while driving all the time. It's good to get happy!

:hi: Hi dirk! How are you?

[Terran]

14. Hi MrsGrumpy

Doing good, looking forward to a loooooong weekend! And you?

:kick: :kick: :kick:

[ScreamingMeemie]

27. About the same. My daughter is off at C.A.P. encampment for the

week, so it's quiet here. I'm spending my time reading Clinton's book and a little bit of work to try and get back into the swing. :hi:

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. Glad I don't live above him

He's like a modern day music-lovin' German Mongo. But he's havinga hell of a lot of fun, so what the heck. Prost!!

Love the record slapping.

And I have to say that, unlike most idiots one is forced to listen to at Karaoke, at least he has a decent sense of pitch.

[eyesroll]

25. I'd rather live above him than below...

You saw how he was bouncing around.
:bounce:

[BigMcLargehuge]

11. OH MY GOD THAT EARWORMED ME!!!!!

A curse on you!!!!!!


MAKE IT STOP!!!!

[dolo amber]

20. HAhaHAhahahaAhahAHAHEhEHEeheheheeee

Welcome to my world! :D

"mayaHEEEEEE mayaHAAAAA mayaHAAAAHOOO"

:bounce:

[Kellanved]

22. Haiducii vs. Gabry Ponte - Dragostea Din Tei

:hi:

The song is pretty succesful in Europe at the moment. Hard to escape it.

[dolo amber]

26. Lord. Have. Mercy.

That is the greatest song in the history of crapulent music. :D

It's the musical equivalent of a car wreck...I can't stop listening to it. You say it's big over there now...is the entire country rolling on the ground laughing? :D

God Bless Europop! :bounce:

[Kellanved]

29. What can I say

The song in the normal version is the usual Euro-Summer-Pop. The version without real lyrics (as heard in the video) is some kind of remix.
Anyway, Beware!: like Macarena et al. it just might make the leap over the big pond.

It is not that funny without bald guy doing karaoke.


http://www.amazon.de/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0001XPUVU/qid=1088466037/sr=2-1/ref=sr_2_11_1/028-4667565-8197314

[supernova]

15. Waah! I can't open the file

I just get a bunch of greek text. :P

[SarahB]

16. Same here

:(

[dolo amber]

18. Are you guys using Mozilla?

Try c&ping the link into IE if you are...that happens to me sometimes. :hi:

[SW FL Dem]

28. Me too :( n/t

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

19. See, that's the problem right there

Americans just do NOT know how to have fun like THAT guy. I guarantee you that is not an American.

Although he does appear to be drunk. And he appears to have mainlined some crack. We do engage in that. But just not.....the rest of it. And that's our problem.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

23. You are evil

I have watched that guy three times now (had to show him to my daughter as an object lesson on the evils of drug taking, SNORT!) and will show my half-German husband when he gets home.

You are EVIL for posting that, now my nine year old is going around singing "Maya HEE, maya HA, maya HEE, maya HA HA!"

And we're about to go on a 3,000 mile road trip. Evil incarnate you are.

[dolo amber]

24. Awww, I'm so sorry M_S

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Have fun on your trip!! :D :hi:

[dolo amber]

30. Kick for the

left-coasters. :kick:

[Dirk39]

31. This isn't a German at all...

he's from Bavaria! Definetely.
That's like calling a hicks from Texas an American.
I'm annoyed.
O.K. we're all doing this here in Germany, but not like this. The last part indeed is very good.

Now wait 'till I wait some homevideos from some Texan-hicks on the net...
Just wait.
Hi,
Dirk

[supernova]

32. I'm so glad I watched that

right before I go to bed. :scared:

LOL! Yes, definitely German. He should definitely be kept away from the wurst and pretzels. :crazy:

[flamingyouth]

33. Oh dear

Glue might be one possibility. Excessive alcohol may be another.:D

[tigereye]

34. it was very silly

he looked mostly drunk to me... until he started, well... He also had a d-jay/clubby vibe to him. That was truly bizarre. Reminds me of a Jim Jarmusch film...

[Kellanved]

35. Ok, did some research

As mentioned above, the song is Hauducii: Dragostea Din Tei

The Guy is DJ Rotterdam and he is in fact Austrian.

Here is his homepage, including more videos and the above one in better quality :scared:


http://www.djrotterdam.info/

[dolo amber]

36. YAY!!

:yourock:

Thanks for that...I just scored MAJOR points with my gang of mischievous internet thugs for having that info. :7

[Dirk39]

38. Germany to Germany!

Hi Kellanved,
isn't it funny?
We don't underestimate our failures. We admit everyting.
But whenever it comes to the worst, it turns out to be an Austrian, somehow.

From Hitler to Schwarzenegger (o.k. that's more like California über alles), and now: DJ Rotterdam....

Let me be proud of being a German for two seconds of my life:-)

Definitely in Germany,
Dirk

[DS1]

37. Just a Friendly note: This site just tried to install a virus

i7556.tmp

Norton Corporate caught it.

Scan type: Realtime Protection Scan
Event: Virus Found!
Virus name: Downloader.Trojan
File: C:\DOCUME~1\APINKE~1.CAM\LOCALS~1\Temp\i7558.tmp
Location: Quarantine
Computer: ****STATION1
User: ******
Action taken: Clean failed : Quarantine succeeded : Access denied
Date found: Tue Jun 29 12:47:13 2004

[LincolnMcGrath]

39. Great!

hope I didn't get it!