Are There Any Ferengi Here?

[Beacho]

Romulans? Klingons? Vulcans?

I just gotta know!


Pleeeeeze!

[Proud2BAmurkin]

1. How much is it worth to ya

?

[Beacho]

2. heh, heh

Rule Of Aquisition number?

You can get paid for ANYTHING!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

3. Only us borg

only us borg

[JHB]

Jack Rayan wants your number

Do you assimilate in public?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

7. No - only in Newt Gingrich's closet!

[Pathwalker]

4. Betazoid here. Well, HALF Betazoid.

Half "pinkskin".

[Liberal Veteran]

8. Oh, great...another Deanna Troi.

Typical Troi moment.

Worf: We just sustained heavy fire. Shields down to 20%.

Deanna: Captain, I sense hostility from the aliens.

[Pathwalker]

13. Well, in 2001, I predicted that Bush would :

1: Kill the economy
2: Go to war with Iraq
3:Destroy as much science as possible
4:Destroy as many of our rights as he could
5:Fake to the middle late in the campaign in'04

Oh well, must be the "pinkskin" part.

I WISH I looked like Deanna Troi, but any chance of that was 30+ years ago. I was thinking of her wacky Mother, to be honest.

[Beacho]

5. oops

Can't leave out the Andorians.

"What are you looking at, Pinkskin?"

[Chovexani]

6. A Vulcan adopted by Klingons

Q'istaq, daughter of Kov. I had a Klingon adoption ceremony and everything (not that I really remember it, the blood wine was flowing fast that night).

[lectrobyte]

9. Ferengi always vote Republican, but there may be some lurkers <nt>

[BrotherBuzz]

10. I once visited planet Tralfamadore with Montana Wildhack

Oh wait, that was just a pleasant dream... Mmmmm, Montana Wildhack.

[JitterbugPerfume]

11. Billy Pilgrim

you are having that dream again

Wake up

[BrotherBuzz]

14. Sorry, I become unstuck in time, occasionally...

If what I learned from the Tralfamadorians is true, that we will all live forever, no matter how dead we may sometimes seem to be, I am not overjoyed. Still--if I am going to spend eternity visiting this moment and that, I'm grateful that so many of those moments are nice.

I'll wake up for you, Valerie. Everyday, for eternity! Mmmmm.

[King Of Paperboys]

12. I used to be a Ferengi

Now I'm more a Betazoid.