UrbScotty
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Mon Jun-28-04 03:42 PM
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Top ten signs your country is weird (mine, not Letterman's) |
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Edited on Mon Jun-28-04 03:42 PM by ih8thegop
10. You don't know the meaning of the word "Fahrenheit" 9. To your south is a place called the United States 8. To your west is a place called the United States 7. When someone says 'premier,' you think of a government official, not something on TV 6. You drive 90 on an expressway 5. The 2010 Olympics will be held in your country 4. Prime ministers of your country have included Mackenzie, Macdonald, Mulroney, and Martin - and, by the way, it's spelled M-c-D-o-n-a-l-d, but you wouldn't understand, because you don't eat enough, unlike your neighbors to the south 3. Your head of state is chosen by someone in England 2. South Park named a song after your nation ("Blame ______") 1. You voted in a national election on June 28, 2004.
But I'm just teasing. Have a nice day!
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Mon Jun-28-04 03:49 PM
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10. 35 degrees is insanely hot 9. Blue isn't just a color - it gets you drunk! 8. You know what Poutine is 7. and you really like it 6. Vinegar and Mayonaise go on everything 5. Your country hasn't won "your game" in a decade 4. Weed isn't actually legal, but it pretty much is 3. Every American company puts your flag in their logo 2. You turnover the ball after 3 downs 1. Everyone can go to the doctor when they're sick
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Mon Jun-28-04 10:37 PM
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2. LOL - BTW, I like your sig line! |
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Edited on Mon Jun-28-04 10:38 PM by ih8thegop
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Ellen Forradalom
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Mon Jun-28-04 11:06 PM
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3. 11. hEYhEY rode your mom |
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Mon Jun-28-04 11:08 PM
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4. The conversation starts well enough in the French you learned in school |
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but quickly mutates into a dialect you couldn't understand in a million years.
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