GhostThatWalks
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Mon Jun-28-04 05:11 PM
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Whats your favorite saying or pick up line? |
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Edited on Mon Jun-28-04 05:12 PM by GhostThatWalks
Mine is "If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off."
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TlalocW
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Mon Jun-28-04 05:14 PM
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1. One girlfriend got this in a bar |
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You remind me of a bass. I can't decide whether I want to eat you or mount you.
She didn't appreciate my laughing out loud at that, but I had never heard it before, and it was extremely funny in its hopelessness in actually working.
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Rowdyboy
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Mon Jun-28-04 05:17 PM
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2. "I'd like to turn you upside down |
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and lick you like a fudgesickle"
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x-g.o.p.er
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Mon Jun-28-04 05:17 PM
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3. Hey, baby, what's your sign? I'm a feces.... |
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I'm told people laugh at that
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bloodyjack
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Mon Jun-28-04 05:21 PM
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because you've been running through my mind all night.
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11 Bravo
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Mon Jun-28-04 05:26 PM
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5. Let's get something straight between us. |
RoeBear
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Mon Jun-28-04 05:26 PM
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6. You know how your hair would look nice? |
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On my pillow.
(if you use this line and it works, I get a percentage)
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Insider
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Mon Jun-28-04 05:30 PM
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AlecBGreen
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Mon Jun-28-04 05:39 PM
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8. I know milk is supposed to do a body good.... |
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but DAMN GIRL, HOW MUCH MILK HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKIN?!
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GhostThatWalks
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Mon Jun-28-04 06:19 PM
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9. Another good one i think. |
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Are you a baker? Cause those are some good lookin' buns.
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MrScorpio
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Mon Jun-28-04 06:26 PM
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10. Hi, How you're doing? |
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You know. I couldn'f resist coming over to talk to you.
You know I think that you're very beautiful...
etc., etc., etc.,
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MalachiConstant
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Mon Jun-28-04 06:49 PM
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11. do you wash your clothes with windex? |
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because i can see myself in your pants.
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