Gothic Sponge
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Mon Jun-28-04 05:58 PM
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My parents just told me i am gay! They didn't want to tell me growing up because they didn't know how i'd take the news. I said what about all the girlfriends and my marriage? Apparently, they were just "beards!" Funny, i don't feel gay, but my parents know best. I guess i'm off to buy some gay porn.
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Sorry, i was watching Mr. Show.
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Mon Jun-28-04 05:59 PM
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1. We'll find out for sure... |
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Come sit next to me.
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Blue-Jay
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Mon Jun-28-04 06:30 PM
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Mon Jun-28-04 06:42 PM
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10. I prefer the term 'hyper-sexual', personally |
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Trust me, Tony already knows...
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MikeG
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Mon Jun-28-04 06:01 PM
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2. How did they take it when they told you? |
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Mon Jun-28-04 06:07 PM
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3. Tell them that means you're still a virgin, too! |
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Mon Jun-28-04 06:24 PM
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We're an exclusive bunch, you know.
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Gothic Sponge
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Mon Jun-28-04 06:26 PM
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Mon Jun-28-04 06:40 PM
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But we can make you an honorary one. Here's your g-damn boa!
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Mon Jun-28-04 06:33 PM
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7. "I know you're gay!!" - -Margaret Cho's mother |
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Mon Jun-28-04 06:39 PM
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so if they knew you were gay and didn't tell you, does that mean THEY were in the closet??
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