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DarkPhenyx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-28-04 08:13 PM
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Something lighter: Funny Instructions
http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/funny_instructions.htm

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)


On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-28-04 08:15 PM
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1. I love these!
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
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quinn94704 Donating Member (29 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-28-04 08:16 PM
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3. LOL!
HAHAHAHA!!!! :)
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theivoryqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-28-04 08:20 PM
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4. love that!
products labelled as "novelties, not intended for actual use" such as glow in the dark condoms. What do they think people are doing with those?
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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-28-04 08:16 PM
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2. I like to drink NyQuil right before i drive my bulldozer!
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C_eh_N_eh_D_eh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-28-04 08:22 PM
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5. Warning: you're doing a Jay Leno joke.
I just wanted to make sure you were all aware of that before this progressed any further.
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DarkPhenyx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-28-04 08:28 PM
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6. Oh who cares!
It's still funny.
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bloodyjack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-28-04 08:48 PM
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7. other notables
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
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