DarkPhenyx
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Mon Jun-28-04 08:13 PM
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Something lighter: Funny Instructions |
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http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/funny_instructions.htm On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
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Mon Jun-28-04 08:15 PM
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On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
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Mon Jun-28-04 08:16 PM
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Mon Jun-28-04 08:20 PM
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products labelled as "novelties, not intended for actual use" such as glow in the dark condoms. What do they think people are doing with those?
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Mon Jun-28-04 08:16 PM
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2. I like to drink NyQuil right before i drive my bulldozer! |
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Mon Jun-28-04 08:22 PM
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5. Warning: you're doing a Jay Leno joke. |
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I just wanted to make sure you were all aware of that before this progressed any further.
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Mon Jun-28-04 08:28 PM
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Mon Jun-28-04 08:48 PM
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On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children.
On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use.
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