Getting Old

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A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in
front of
a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself. "You know, dear, " she
says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman. My face is all
wrinkled,
my boobs are barely above my waist, and my butt is hanging out a mile.
I've got
fat legs, and my arms are all flabby. "

She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make
me feel
better about myself. "

He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a soft,
thoughtful voice, "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight. "

Services for the husband will be held Saturday morning at 10:30 at St.
Anselm's Memorial Chapel.