I keep my trachea on the nightstand while sleeping

[Zomby Woof]

How about you?

[m-jean03]

1. I'm going to bed now...

Thanks for the image (not!) Wonder what kind of dreams I'll have tonight? :scared:

[jus_the_facts]

2. eeewwwwww.....gross me OUT......

....put it back in NOW Mister!!:spank: :D

[Zomby Woof]

3. but!

That keeps it from getting cooties and stuff while I sleep!

[jus_the_facts]

5. well then throw a dust cover over it....for the love o'GAWD.....

:D

[Zomby Woof]

6. awww

But I like watching it change color in the dark!

[jus_the_facts]

8. it's not a friggin' lava lamp....it's yer innards.....

.....dammit MAN!! :crazy:

[Zomby Woof]

9. taking them out is easy

But getting them back in... x(

[jus_the_facts]

14. *GAG'OLICIOUS*

:puke: :D

[salinen]

4. You mean some people

leave it in? That's crazy.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

7. Would one of you...

Please quickly knit this maniac a trachea cozy?

Thank you.

;-)

[Insider]

10. trach my wife

please

[Fleshdancer]

11. Is it suppose to look like it's made out of wicker??

aside from that, the glass topper is a nice touch...wouldn't want it to get dusty or anything

[Zomby Woof]

12. didn't you know?

Wicker furniture is made out of used tracheas. Sheesh! :eyes:

[Fleshdancer]

13. forgive me for I am young and ignorant dear ZombyWoof

Makes me wonder about Pier One though...now I understand why all their wicker crap is so damn expensive.

By the way, I hope no one shows this trachea to that deer tongue woman.

[Swamp Rat]

15. ROFLMAO!

That's COOL!!! I want one, but with neon lights inside the trachea that can change colors. Ooo! and a rotating stand too! How about a brain lamp? Put a tesla coil inside so sparks shoot out.

[Fleshdancer]

16. you want a fiber optic tracea or would it be more like a lava lamp?

should it play music too? Might as well go all out, right?

[Swamp Rat]

17. A fiber optic trachea lamp that pulsates to music would be cool

But the brain lamp needs to have a magnetic field that is in the visible spectrum, perhaps pulsating to the rhythm of any audible music, and changing colors.

[Fleshdancer]

18. You're definitely on to something

Now I want a brain lamp too which sucks since it doesn't exist. A real brain would smell too weird though, but the rest of the concept is great!

[Zomby Woof]

19. ah yes

Surrealistic decorating ideas, courtesy of DU! :D

[curse10]

20. You sir, are disgusting!

:P

[Zomby Woof]

21. at least I don't mention a COLON in my sig line!

:P

[curse10]

22. Mmmmmmmmm.... colons

yummy goodness!