Ok, so I was bored and sketching on my iPAQ

[St. Jarvitude]

This is the result.

There's something that really, really, really creeps me out.

If you're wondering what it's supposed to be... well, if I get enough people asking I'll tell :P

[7th_Sephiroth]

1. is it

stoner jesus?

[St. Jarvitude]

2. No

Except for the 'stoner' part, you're way off.

Think Hollywood.

[bullimiami]

3. Isnt it obvious?

Its a self-portrait.

[St. Jarvitude]

4. LOL

My hair's long enough, but it's not in dreads like in the picture. Plus, wouldn't a white guy with dreads look kind of stupid? I saw this white kid in Vienna with corn rows (I've got pictures to prove it once I get my other computer back), and he looked really ridiculous (maybe it was more the blonde hair than the corn rows themselves...) - I can only assume a white guy would look bad in dreads, then.

[pagerbear]

5. My first thought

A creepy doctor preparing to do a GYN exam, patient's view.

There's something wrong with me.

[sus]

6. yes there is. please seek help.

:)

[pagerbear]

8. You would think

...the 13 years of therapy I've already had would have helped, but apparently not!

[sus]

9. if you don't mind me asking,

how often do you go?

[pagerbear]

11. Weekly

Not enough?

[sus]

14. no, just curious!

[Misunderestimator]

7. Quick, bring him an ashtray!

[St. Jarvitude]

10. Haha, I didn't even think of that one

When I look at it now, your image is perfect. Dead on. I may not even explain what I was trying to make it look like!

Hahahaha, man, you made my day! :evilgrin:

[pagerbear]

12. Glad I could help you out!

I'm here for ya.

[m-jean03]

13. That's hilarious, pagerbear!!

ROFL! Thank you. :D

[St. Jarvitude]

15. The answer... revealed!

It was late. Or early, if that's how you see it - around 3 in the morning CDT. I was bored out of my brains staying up to watch Wimbledon matches on ESPN2. My left hand reaches under the desk, groping the air, feeling for that special place - the place where my iPAQ was docked.

I grasp; I tug. I keep my eyes closed in anticipation as I sweep the object under my nose and inhale. Invigorating. My arousal has never been so peaked in my short and inexperienced life. I open my eyelids slowly, in awe of what I am about to see.

Okay, so I picked up the TI-83 by mistake. How could I be so god-damned STUPID?






Enough of that nonsense :)

I was bored. I started sketching a guy - just a regular guy with a T-shirt and a mouth with nothing but black. He looked pretty cool until I realized he was missing hair, so I tried to give him long, shoulder-length, greasy hair ala Aragorn. No luck - it looked a lot like some albino Jamacian dude.

At this point, I came to the conclusion this was one happy dude. So, I made a rough sketch of a line along the bottom of his T-shirt in the shape of the top of a roller coaster car. Now is when he got really creepy - there was something wrong about how his head was sitting on his shoulders and the way the car looked like it was going... it looked like his head was spinning.

In an attempt to decreepify him, I gave him a smile. Whoops. All that did was make him look like a stereotypical Briton serial killer. Dammit.

Okay, now he looks like a serial killer. Time to add the beard to complete the picture.

But, there was something missing. I looked at - no, I stared through the soul of - the picture for seconds, then minutes, then hours. <i>Houses of the Holy</i> became the soundtrack to this man.

It hit me. Jack Nicholson in sunglasses is the creepiest face in the world. Draw in Jack-style sunglasses in just the right place... bingo.

I added a joint just because I can, dammit.

So, if you really want to know, "dude" is the lovechild of Jack Nicholson and Bob Marley, with awful teeth and a steady pot supply, who happens to enjoy roller coasters very much (or GYN exams :evilgrin:).

[leftofthedial]

16. Jerry Garcia

changing the sheets on Anna Nicole's bed?