I never realized that people care about my penis so much!

[WillParkinson]

Or if I want to buy cheap software...

Today I've gotten 27 mails related to penis enhancing drugs (Viagra) and another 18 on how I *MUST* get my software cheaply.

Does anyone here have a problem with my penis?

(And the first person to mention that the 'Viagra' and "SOFT"ware go together so well gets a smack!)

They've gone to our website and taken EVERY E-mail contact address on it and sent it to all of them. In fact, the 18 software ones all came in the last 15 minutes.

SPAM, it's not just for breakfast anymore.

[bitchkitty]

1. No Vicodin? n/t

[WillParkinson]

3. This one is called "C1AL1S"

I'm not really sure how it's pronounced.

[pagerbear]

2. I'd have to see it to be able to say

<pagersmirk>

[jukes]

18. pagerbear

you are SUCH a flirt!



:smoke:

[pagerbear]

20. You say that like it's a bad thing!

[jukes]

21. not at all, PB!

every1 needs a stroke now & then!




:7

[democratreformed]

4. People have problems with my penis too! And I don't even have one!

They have a myriad of other things they're concerned about for me as well.

[Bronco69]

5. I got a spam message that said I could enlarge my penis

with a click of the mouse. I clicked it 50 times and all I got was a cramp in my finger! :-)

[WillParkinson]

9. HEHEHEHE...

Just think of all that exercise you wasted.

[Beer Snob-50]

6. I have a couple of penis ones every day

thanks to all that care about my ed!! I also get my fair share of young ladies who want to get to know me better!

[LynneSin]

8. Let me guess - those young ladies are "barely legal"?

:shrug:

[Beer Snob-50]

10. GASP!!

HOw did you know!!!

[LynneSin]

12. I found out from one of those psychics who emailed me...

...and said they could tell me about my future

:eyes:

[Beer Snob-50]

13. Are you a barely legal girl who

loves to show men how well she plays with others?

[LynneSin]

7. Yeah, I get that email too about my penis

Thing is - I don't have a penis

:shrug:

[Wickerman]

11. I changed email addies when I started getting breast enlargement

emails in addition to all the porn, viagra, penis emlargement come ons. What a hassle. My poor fatherinlaw - an 80 year old retired preacher doesn't much care for all the viagra and porn in his in box.

:grr:

[MisterP]

14. or "the only solution to penis enlargement"

apparently the crap drugs have ill effects that need solutions...

[TrogL]

15. They're really worried about my girlfriend

and that she be satisfied.


...


Um, I'm gay.

[jukes]

19. TrogL

that's interesting. ever notice there are no spams for gay porn (except the boring & contrived "HOTTTT girl on girl action.)?



seems very descriminatory. maybe you shd step up to the plate, set up a site, y spam away!



:bounce:

[SarahB]

16. They seem to care about mine as well.

Odd

[jukes]

17. i have a problem w/ my penis

just can't leave that little rascal alone. think he's retarded, though. if i play too rough, he throws up.



some of those spams make very amusing reading. i like the ingenuous "letters" from "jen".