No Frivolity Allowed!

[sus]

Take your shenanigans and happy talk elsewhere.

And no cartwheels! This is a respectable thread.

[GOPisEvil]

1. How about humorous anecdotes?

[WillParkinson]

Or dirty limericks...

See if we can't get this puppy locked by 11:00 CST.

[sus]

4. BRING it!

There once was a lady from Hunt
Who...

finish this limerick if you dare!

[JVS]

stored cottage cheese in her...

Well, I'd better get back to work.

[WillParkinson]

23. Alright, it's brought!

Gave a brown football a punt!
She said why that's new my foot is covered in poo
I hope I'm not on that show by Allen Funt.

[sus]

25. well done. that Allen Funt is very stoic.

[sus]

2. hmmm..hold on let me check.

NO!

next question. (and make it serious.)

[havocmom]

3. Cream pies.....

INCOMING!!!

[sus]

5. now you've done it. i am incensed...

[havocmom]

20. AND covered in whipped cream!

bawawhahahaahahahahahhahahha

[Beware the Beast Man]

6. Is lollygagging tolerated?

How about buffoonery, or wacky hyjinks?

[sus]

9. you may lollygag, but don't even THINK about buffoonery.

I am looking up "wacky hyjinks" in my trusty pocket dictionary.

[sniffa]

12. LoLLigag

i know him. he used to make the best porno fiLms ever!! i miss him and his genre.

[sus]

14. wasn't he in "Harry's Bottom and the Chamber of Secrets?"

[sniffa]

19. i don't think so

but he was in "6 degrees of domination". not his best work, but most memorabLe titLe.

[sus]

22. are you sure? I thought it was "Rebecca Does Manderly"

[JVS]

7. Hell yeah!

Straighten up and fly right, DUers!

[Richardo]

8. I collect spores, molds and fungus.

[Gothic Sponge]

10. Can Corey Feldman and Carrot Top post is here?

[sus]

11. AGGHH!! Shield your eyes! Not for the faint of heart!

[Gothic Sponge]

16. If not Corey Feldman, How about Regis and Kathy Lee?

[sus]

18. If only you'd use your powers for good instead of evil, Gothic_Sponge....

tsk tsk tsk....

[Gothic Sponge]

26. I could share the secret Chocolate Chip Cookie recipe!

1 cup shortening
2 cups white sugar
4 eggs
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
6 cups all-purpose flour
4 cups Crack
2 teaspoons baking powder
2 teaspoons baking soda
3 cups Heroin
2 teaspoons cream of tartar
2 cups milk
2 cups semisweet chocolate chips
1 cup Love

1 Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C)
2 Blend the shortening, sugar, eggs and vanilla until light and fluffy. Combine the flour, baking powder, baking soda, and cream of tartar. Add the flour mixture alternately with the milk to the shortening mixture. Fold in the chocolate chips. Drop by teaspoonfuls onto lightly greased cookie sheets.
3 Bake at 350 degrees F (175 degrees C) for 10 minutes or until barely light brown at the edges.

[m-jean03]

13. I drink my tea black, whilst outside, no sun does shine.

There's a collar on my shirt, I don't smirk, I am working for pennies out of the good of my heart.

How's that? :shrug:

[LynneSin]

15. Am I allowed to post about the cute things my cats do..

...Like when Evita jumped on my lap while I was in the middle of doing my bizniss on the toilet?

[SOteric]

17. You are sooooooo

going to be disappointed.

[GOPisEvil]

21. Are you people enjoying yourselves?

Well, knock it off this instant!

[sus]

24. yes! what that guy in the cart said!

[havocmom]

28. ummmm...

[trof]

27. OK. What about ballyhooing?

Can you ballyhoo here?
If so, I'd like to say a few words about Nader.
:spank:
ow...ow