Michael Moore to be Kerry's Running Mate

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Snip from Thespoof

After long deliberations yesterday afternoon, Democratic nominee for the forthcoming Presidential elections John Kerry has chosen Michael Moore to be his running mate. When asked why he chose Mr Moore, Kerry answered frankly 'Michael has made a remarkable contribution to my campaign, and gets on real well with my wife, so much so that at a breakfast meeting yesterday he drank five gallons of Heinz tomato ketchup, followed by eight cans of beans. "I was well impressed, said the Senator from Massachusetts, but what really impressed me most was his vision for alternative energy.

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