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Tue Jun-29-04 01:58 PM
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I'm Cyril the Celery Stocker |
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But I'm not a celery stalker Least of all am I a celery stalk Just a humble celery stocker am I
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Tue Jun-29-04 02:00 PM
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Why didn't I think of that?
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Tue Jun-29-04 02:03 PM
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2. I"m not a pheasant plucker, I"m a pheasant plucker's mate! |
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Tue Jun-29-04 02:04 PM
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Tue Jun-29-04 02:11 PM
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Tue Jun-29-04 02:21 PM
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Edited on Tue Jun-29-04 02:22 PM by VelmaD
replied in the wrong place
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Tue Jun-29-04 02:24 PM
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8. Oh, you DEFINITELY get the credit... |
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Edited on Tue Jun-29-04 02:25 PM by Misunderestimator
though you couldn't have cast a better villain... I can just see a celery stocker throwing celery at any customer who has a frown on their face or dares to say something remotely self-centered. I'm also madly curious about how huge such a market would be that each vegetable gets its own stocker. Must be humongous!
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Tue Jun-29-04 02:22 PM
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7. Make that TWO new keyboards |
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Edited on Tue Jun-29-04 02:23 PM by VelmaD
You're on a roll today.
Hell, I wish I could take credit for the wonder that is that thread but I was just a bit player in the celery man's psychodrama.
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Tue Jun-29-04 02:18 PM
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5. Stop please, it hurts to laugh this much! |
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Tue Jun-29-04 02:24 PM
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9. Certainly, sicko, you're a spoiled pseudo-stocker |
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Serious celery stockers sing sad songs, not silly sonnets.
Sigh. Send me a signature, Cyril. I seek a soulmate.
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Tue Jun-29-04 02:25 PM
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All day long I stock All these damned celery sticks Douchebags are aisle three
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Tue Jun-29-04 02:27 PM
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I spewed water all over Make that THREE keyboards
God I love haiku :)
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Tue Jun-29-04 02:31 PM
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Ny keyboard is still intact and not moist.
My shirt is another matter entirely.
We love you, Velma!
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Tue Jun-29-04 02:36 PM
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16. Awwww, thanks sweetie. |
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:loveya:
I'm feeling much better today. :)
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Tue Jun-29-04 02:31 PM
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A Robert Novak sighting???
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Tue Jun-29-04 02:38 PM
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Boycott the celery man
And grow it yourself! :evilgrin:
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VelmaD
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Tue Jun-29-04 02:39 PM
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Hell, you might as well just be chewing air anyway.
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Tue Jun-29-04 03:53 PM
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21. Yep, negative calories |
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You burn more chewing than you actually consume. :eyes:
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Tue Jun-29-04 02:25 PM
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10. I cried because I had no scallions |
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Until I met a man who had no celery
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Tue Jun-29-04 02:28 PM
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12. To quote my mother... |
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who always has something appropos to the occasion, "I cried because I had no shoes til I met a man who had no class."
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Tue Jun-29-04 02:40 PM
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19. LOL to your mother, Velma... |
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Bwahahahahaha! :D
(That sounds like something David Sedaris would attribute to HIS mother)
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Tue Jun-29-04 02:41 PM
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20. There's nothing like a Southern momma... |
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I swear to gawd that woman has a saying for every occasion. And the older I get the more I find myself talking JUST like her. :)
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Tue Jun-29-04 02:33 PM
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In tres partes divises est
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