My ass hurts!

[Gothic Sponge]

I sat too long at my desk! I need some ass therapy!

:silly:

[JVS]

1. Get some pudding

[Gothic Sponge]

2. Do i sit in the pudding?

[JVS]

4. You need $240 dollars worth of pudding

[Gothic Sponge]

6. No good!

I only have $165 dollars worth of pudding!

[CO Liberal]

3. Or a Sitz Bath

Source: http://www.healthatoz.com/

Ya puts it on yer toilet, fills it (and the plastic bag)up with hot water, and then ya sitz on it.

:-)

[Gothic Sponge]

7. Do i fill it with pudding?

[jus_the_facts]

5. Then try...Boudreaux's butt paste......

:evilgrin:

[Gothic Sponge]

8. Butt paste?

Will it glue me to my chair?

[jus_the_facts]

9. good ?

:shrug: :D

[StaggerLee]

10. Extra: Some ass injury PREVENTION

Get yourself an ass hat to protect it from the sun.

It's all the rage down under.

[redwitch]

11. How dare you complain about your ass

Don't you know there are people in the world stocking celery that get no respect? Invisible celery stockers abound and you sit on your sore ass complaining! Sheesh.

[Gothic Sponge]

12. Hey!

I'm housing a family of immigrants in my ass! They need to eat too!

:crazy:

[redwitch]

13. eeeeeewwwwww!

In that case you should get up off your ass and remain standing until they are properly housed and have decent jobs- like, say, stocking produce.

[jukes]

18. redwitch

i'm dying! need resus badly.



that's so goddam funny!

where is celery-boy, anyway? off commiserating w/the downtrodden in mass-quantities?



:toast:

[southpaw]

14. There is some Japanese product specifically for use on tired asses...

I think it's called "ASS HAPPY" or "SO HAPPY ASS"

[Dookus]

15. c'mere

let Dookus fix it. Who's yer daddy?

[Gothic Sponge]

16. Dookus stop calling my house!

My ass doesn't want to talk to you! My butt is going to get a restraining order!

[Dookus]

17. awww...

now my little talking butt is crying. Meaniehead!

Now... who's yer daddy?

[underpants]

19. That's what SHE said

:bounce:

[DrWeird]

20. I'm sorry I'm so big.

I'll try and be more gentle next time.

[m-jean03]

21. Go bounce your ass on a trampoline

:bounce::bounce: <---your ass :D

[Gothic Sponge]

23. What... and be silly like some people that hurt their leg?

;)

[m-jean03]

24. No, it is good for the ass

Trust me. I know what's good for an ass. :-)

[Gothic Sponge]

26. Are you some kind of butt scientist?

Besides, i don't have a trampoline! I'll stick with pudding. ;)

[m-jean03]

27. Pudding is not good for the ass.

Unless you're trying to grow it. :-)

Yes, I am a butt scientist. :D

[yellowcanine]

22. Don't say "ass" . Substitute "bush". As in, "My chening bush hurts."

We will know what you mean.

[Gothic Sponge]

25. I hurt my Bush?

I trim routinely! ;)

[Don_G]

28. Smith & Wesson To The Rescue!!!!!!