Most annoying singer?

[Angelus]

I'd have to say either Jessica Simpson or Britney Spears. They both are neck and neck as far as I'm concerned.

[GreatScott]

1. Britney-by a mile

[Beaverhausen]

2. I can't choose between Celine and Mariah

to me they both sound like nails on a blackboard.

[Angelus]

3. Man...that is a tough choice.

[Butterflies]

4. Jessica Simpson

. . and I'm expecting the divorce within 5 years.

[Angelus]

7. You're giving them 5 years?

I'm giving them 2 at most.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

5. Ani DiFranco. By far.

[phillybri]

6. Celine Dion is #1 through # 100...

Everyone else can duke it out for 101 and up...

[Burma Jones]

25. Agreed n/t

[livinginphotographs]

32. My mom does genealogy research....

and it turns out that celine dion is my seventh cousin or something. So if you want me to deliver her a personal message that she sucks ass, I'd be glad to.

[Beware the Beast Man]

8. Courtney Love

If she qualifies as a singer.

[redwitch]

9. John Ashcroft

LET THE EEEEEEEEAGLE SOAAAAAAARRRRRR...

[Beaverhausen]

11. LOL!

[Angelus]

12. HAHA!

I heard he sang in F 9/11! I still need to see that movie!

[yellowcanine]

28. Yeah I gotta go with Asscraft. Though I am sure Orrin Hatch is just as

nauseating (I understand he recorded a cd of gospel songs).

[Loonman]

10. Pink

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[southpaw]

13. Toby Keith...

Seriously... he's the full package.

[LincolnMcGrath]

20. Great sig pis!

[Kitka]

14. Macy Gray gets my vote.

[GumboYaYa]

29. ? I don't understand that.

I saw Macy a few months ago and think she has a great voice.

[Kitka]

31. Sorry, different strokes, I guess! <nt>

[JohnKleeb]

15. Orrin Hatch

You think Ashcroft is bad? I disagree, Hatch actually has released CDs. Orrin Hatch is also one of my first political memories, I knew he was a bastard then and there, I could have sworen that the man hatched out of an egg.

[Angelus]

17. What???

Are you serious??? OMG! *laughing*

[JohnKleeb]

18. no lie

www.hatchmusic.com
and yeah I asked my grandma while we were watching C-SPAN when I was like 4, are they the good guys or bad guys, I just knew they were scummy. I also remember Gephardt from those days.

[On the Road]

16. I Love Laura Nyro's Songs

but boy, is her voice grating. Much prefer the Fifth Dimension versions.

[No2W2004]

19. Britney

and whatever computerized vocal-enhancer she has to use

[4_Legs_Good]

21. Mariah Carey

She thinks she's so talented with that squeaking squealing thing she does, and it's just annoying.

Gah!

david

[Commendatori]

22. Bob Dylan

Yeah, yeah, "blasphemy," blah, blah - but his voice is like nails on a chalkboard to me. I don't even understand the "wow, what a great songwriter" drooling about him, either.

Go ahead, rip away, but nothing you say will change my mind. Bob Dylan is my version of Purgatory, and if there's an afterlife I sure hope I get credit for time served.

[montana_hazeleyes]

34. All I can say is I dearly

love B D. His songwriting, his singing,his guitar, his harmonica. Call me wacky, I can sing along with Bob all day. Forty years now!

[m-jean03]

42. I've been told that I sing like Bob

Only without the musical ability. :D

[montana_hazeleyes]

45. It's alot of fun

singing with Bob and if you do it over and over for long enough you can actually start understanding the words.lol

[m-jean03]

47. It is...

...and you start to be able to mimic the tone/inflections in his voice too. I love it. And I have had a few Bob-epiphanies while singing, you're right about that as well.

[Skittles]

23. Natalie Merchant

her thin, tinny voice makes me want to pull my hair out.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

24. Charlie Daniels

I've only heard a few minutes of his singing here and there (I'm not into country music) but his pro Iraq war position, embodied in his musicial material as well as in his highly insulting letter to Hollywood anti-war activitists makes him No. 1 in terms of annoyance in my book.

[TrogL]

26. Tiny Tim

[Kadie]

27. Slim Whitman

[chaska]

30. Yes, yes, those are all good, but what about Ethel Mermen & Anthony Newley

[leftofthedial]

33. whoever said John Ashcroft nailed it

but, among actual singers . . .

Celine "I Seem To Have Something Lodged In My Esophagus, Let Me Try To Dislodge It While I'm Singing" Dion.

(Even if she has made some of my friends rich.)

[CO Liberal]

35. Michael Bolton

He doesn't sing - he screeches.

[flamingyouth]

46. Me too

:puke:

[ironflange]

36. Nelly Furtado

God, that croaky voice absolutely sets my teeth on edge!

[Kitka]

38. Gasp! Not my Nelly!

Well, actually, you can say all you want about her voice - I have a major crush on her and it's not because she sings well....

[ironflange]

40. OK, she IS easy on the eyes

Just so long as she keeps her mouth shut.

[Kitka]

41. Deal <nt>

[playahata1]

37. You call THEM singers?

Not even close!

[LiberalManiacfromOC]

39. None of you have been to England and heard their music have you?

Anistacia.... she's like Britney Spears combined with Cher.

[Mike Niendorff]

43. Brittney Spears, definitely.

That "bah-bahbah-bah ..." Pepsi commercial of hers that they played over and over during Mariners games a couple of years ago ... man, "annoying" is just too tame a word for it.


MDN

[LTR]

44. Jessica Simpson

First name I thought of.

Horsefaced tramp. Mangler of marginal pop hits.

[rhino47]

48. The singing nuns ,tiny tim or jessica simpson

Im poking my minds eye out at the thought