List of 10 constructive things for Saddam to accomplish in the next 48 hrs

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

1). Write apologetic "what the hell was I thinking" letter to Pappy Bush

2). Go online, download as many complete Dead shows as possible (Pigpen and/or Keith & Donna years only, no time to waste on that Brent crap), burn CDs and hand-letter some nice labels and case inserts.

3). Three words: "8 Minute Abs"

4). Write respectful yet direct e-mail to Comedy Central, asking them to indefinitely postpone their proposed "That's My Bush" 48 hour marathon

5). Finish off that bag of Mars Bars from the spider hole, the ONLY thing those bastards him keep

6). Send Amazon gift certificate to the Bush twins with special "sorry I missed your graduation" note

7). Carefully document exactly how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop

8). Lather, rinse, repeat

9). Contact Davey Jones from the Monkees collect, ask him to sing "I Wanna Be Free" over the phone

10). Ask U.S. if "physical custody" means that he's forbidden to attend Sean Hannity's "Let Freedom Ring" event at Six Flags

[bluestateguy]

1. How about a condolence card to Nancy Reagan

Her husband helped to prop him up for 8 years.

[Deb]

2. How about publishing

the 8,000 pages from his weapons dossier that bush removed?

[Kellanved]

3. suing against his extradition

n/t

[JohnKleeb]

4. how about shaving?

or starting his memoirs.

[Rhiannon12866]

5. How about downloading articles that state, unequivocally,

that it was IRAN, and not Iraq, that gassed the Kurds.:shrug: