Why did Whitacre go "undercover"?

[Blue-Jay]

I have a few theories.

[Bossy Monkey]

1. He really really really really REALLY wants to know who Al Hedges is n/t

[Blue-Jay]

2. <snort>

Way to ruin a poll!

[Magrittes Pipe]

3. Because he didn't want prolesunited to catch on...

...that he's been schtupping her man! :D

[Blue-Jay]

4. You are sooooo busted!

I always thought that Al Hedges played Epstein on "Welcome Back Kotter".

Turns out, he's just a douchebag.

[prolesunited]

7. Hey, what are you dragging ME

into this for?!?!? I didn't do anything. :spank: :spank:

[Magrittes Pipe]

14. Didn't you, Proles?

Didn't you?

[prolesunited]

15. Umm...

No O8)

Ask anyone. :-)

[Magrittes Pipe]

16. Hey, anyone!

Did prolesunited do anything?

:shrug:

[prolesunited]

17. Uh-oh

I may be in some serious trouble here. :evilgrin:

[Blue-Jay]

18. YES! She insulted Regis Philbin.

On more than one occasion, I might add.

[Magrittes Pipe]

19. That STRUMPET!

That brazen strumpet!

[prolesunited]

20. Hey, Blue-Jay

Aren't you going to defend my honor here or something? Oh, wait... YOU are the one who finked on me!!!
:grr:

[Blue-Jay]

21. Oh. OK!

You have soiled my honor, sirrah. I demand satisfaction!

<slaps Al with a catcher's mitt>

(how was that?)

[Magrittes Pipe]

22. I thought it was you who soiled yourself!

:shrug:

I mean, you were pretty tanked at Station Fun.

[Blue-Jay]

23. I'll admit that I "front-loaded" that night.

YOU, however, were the a-hole that said "Hey! You wanna shot?"

PSA: Tequila shots are NEVER a good idea. It might seem like harmless fun at the time, but you'll regret it. </the more you know>

[Magrittes Pipe]

25. I did not regret it.

Then again, I did not soil myself.

[devilgrrl]

5. He's trying to ditch nutty ex-girlfriends!!!

Come on people, you have to know that Whitacre's a lightning rod for nutty broads. :crazy::eyes::silly:

[Blue-Jay]

6. Case in point.

[devilgrrl]

8. What are you saying???

:wow:

[Magrittes Pipe]

12. EX?

:cry:

[eyesroll]

26. Yeah, all of Whitacre's women are psychopaths.

Real nutjobs. :crazy:

[TheMightyFavog]

9. What the hell are you talking about?

:shrug:

[Blue-Jay]

10. Life, the universe, & everything.

Same as always.

[TheMightyFavog]

11. Wait...

Whitacre was tombstoned or something?

What gives?

[Blue-Jay]

13. Yep.

He was tombstoned for talking smack about David Hasselhoff. NO ONE can dis the Knight Rider! No ONE!

[tigereye]

34. I miss his former incarnation, oddly enough

but not his evil avatar(s)!

[Angelus]

24. Why'd he go undercover?

I miss that bastard. :(

[m-jean03]

27. Hee hee, this is getting too funny. :-)

I have a secret, Angelus. :D

[Angelus]

28. Oh don't say that...

Do tell. :)

[m-jean03]

30. I'm just going to let it develop a while yet

Torture poor Angelus with the suspense. :evilgrin:

[Angelus]

32. Eh..

I don't really care. :)

[m-jean03]

33. Oh, you should though!

On second thought, check your PMs in a minute. :-)

[Blue-Jay]

29. Secret? Lemme guess....

You're a lesbian!

Give my prize-toaster to Goodwill!

[m-jean03]

31. Oh yeah, that's it! Thanks for reminding me.

Never mind, Angelus. :evilgrin:

[JohnKleeb]

35. same reason I pretend to be a girl?

:shrug: fun