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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-29-04 06:53 PM
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Why did the freeper stop making ice cubes?
He lost the recipe.
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salinen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-29-04 06:55 PM
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1. How did the freeper break his neck?
the lip dropped while he was drinking.
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Angelus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-29-04 06:57 PM
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2. LOL
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m-jean03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-29-04 09:03 PM
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3. kick

Thanks, NightTrain, I made 2 people laugh, and one of em was a babe. :-)
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bloodyjack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-29-04 09:17 PM
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4. if you meet a west virginian, or a pollak
all you have to do is substitute accordingly for "freeper" and they will dive straightaway into your pants.

it cannot fail. trust me! women go CRAZY when you denigrate their heritage! 100% fact!
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m-jean03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-29-04 09:26 PM
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5. Oh yeah?

Well, as long as they were delivered well, I'm sure I could appreciate a few Russian jokes or Midwesterner jokes. :shrug:
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-29-04 09:36 PM
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6. How Many Freepers Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?
None - they'll read Hannity's latest book from the light of a nearby burning cross.
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-29-04 09:37 PM
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7. What's The Difference Between a Freeper and a Bucket of Shit?
The bucket.
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-29-04 09:38 PM
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8. what is the freeper mating call?
I am so drunk.
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-29-04 09:38 PM
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9. Supply-side refrigeration.
You can't expect to keep taking and taking from an ice cube entrepreneur without giving anything of value in return.
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