if it were your loved one's birthday and they were miles away, you would

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

names not included to protect the innocent...c'mon..it's a hypothetical question

[Magrittes Pipe]

1. Forget. n/t

[ornotna]

2. Voted phone call

Although I'm not sure how steamy it would be. Unless of course the kids were out of the house. :P

[Misunderestimator]

3. I vote steamy phone call.... definitely.

:bounce:

[Ellen Forradalom]

4. Call and say happy birthday, how you doing?

Nothing steamy here, we're married.

[SarahB]

5. I'd write a nice note.

If they wanted a steamy phone call, then I'd be happy to provide one, but that's all hypothetical anyway, so therefore rather moot.

[MuseRider]

6. Steamy phone call

yup that would be the thing. I would want one so I would give one!

:hi: NSMA

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

7. OK..steamy call it is

dialing now..oh..and I'll be gone for most of the night ;) :hi:

[MuseRider]

8. Have fun!

Whoopie!

[SOteric]

9. Compose erotic poetry in his honour

[jpgray]

10. Think about it all day then forget to do anything after eating dinner (nt)

[WindRavenX]

11. send them origami cranes and a poem

...and then engage in some phone sex :evilgrin:
I'm just sayin'.... :P

[haele]

12. Funny thing, it's my beloved dad's birthday today...

And I would have given him a steamy phone call, but I don't think the phone would last very long in the shower...
So I just settled for a phone call and a cool b-day card (sent Saturday and arrived on time for once today)...

(Baaad, bad, Haele)

Haele

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. I would write them a note and send them their present

preferably chocolate, maybe a stuffed animal, or some other food item that can't be gotten with much ease in Japan. Which, ironically (given the threads tonight) included peanut butter last time. :-)

Gotta send something! It also means sending an email the day of birthday, and preferably also a phone call.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

14. Pfft...now ya tell me

Everybody else said steamy phone call...so Ma Belle just got an earful..but I did send several emails...after all foreplay is important.

[chiffon]

15. Am I the only Spanker?! gee whiz (n/t)