Which DUer named HEyHEY would you like to have sex with?

[HEyHEY]

Yo...back atcha

http://pic15.picturetrail.com:80/VOL565/2335048/4588634/58410106.jpg



Ladies and effeminate men line up.

EDIT (Thread to be shut down in 5-4-3-2

[GirlinContempt]

1. I'd hit it!

or... something

[HEyHEY]

3. You know, I have really nice teeth

I just noticed that!

[GirlinContempt]

4. Yeah

I have really nice... glasses

[HEyHEY]

5. It's nice to have nice things - don't you think that's nice?

[GirlinContempt]

9. Very nice to have nice things

My glasses... in my bad picture :)

[LincolnMcGrath]

12. WOW a Hot, Smart, Socialist, who wont yell when I play VGs

I think I am in love. :loveya:

[GirlinContempt]

14. I'll yell if you

pick the wrong characters in the FF parties, or Chrono Trigger though.. I'm an old school video game nazi freak

And, on another note *blush* and thank you

[pagerbear]

6. Must be that Canadian dental care

[HEyHEY]

11. We actually don't have free dental

Unless you live in Quebec

[Blue-Jay]

2. Hahahahaha!

:D

probably the best copycat thread ever.

[LincolnMcGrath]

7. I,D hit the Canadian HeyHey

If I weren't straight.




p.s. Does changing poopie diapers and doing laundry make me effeminate?

[HEyHEY]

8. Sweet, that's me!

I don't want the sex anyway....just the desire!

[LincolnMcGrath]

10. When in Rome......

[SarahB]

13. Makes me swoon!

:P

[LincolnMcGrath]

20. Thanks

:loveya:

[GirlinContempt]

24. Changing diapers

= hot

[LincolnMcGrath]

29. WHODATHUNKIT?

:shrug: :hug:

[GirlinContempt]

30. *laughs*

symbolically I mean, darlin' :hug:

[LincolnMcGrath]

32. haha

I got ya!

I cook too!

[GirlinContempt]

34. So...

Phone number?
Address?
IM contact info?

I'm waiting!

[LincolnMcGrath]

37. I don't IM much cause I am HERE when I get free time.

OK OK I am Addicted to DU. There, I said IT.

[GirlinContempt]

38. Darn!

no steamy IM with you whispering sweet recipes in my ear :cry:

[LincolnMcGrath]

41. I didn't rule it out.

Got to be a pain with allot of relatives on different forums.

msn
aol
yahoo
etc
etc

Thought about installing trillian(sp?) but never got around to it.



Start by preheating your oven....

[GirlinContempt]

43. Hook it up

Go on invisible and talk to me about basting, baby ;)

[LincolnMcGrath]

45. Are we still talking about food? lol

Or are you in need of a good kneeding?

[GirlinContempt]

46. *choke*

Best... question... EVER

I thought we were talking about IM...?

[LincolnMcGrath]

47. You crack me up too

Which is the quickest way to my heart. :yourock:

When I read your Basting comment I laughed out loud and my son gave me that look.

[GirlinContempt]

49. So... what are you waiting for

whip me! :spank:

[LincolnMcGrath]

50. Ever heard of the Aunt Jemima treatment?

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

[GirlinContempt]

51. niiiiiice

Also, very nice dodge of my romantic baby-diapering meal-cooking advances. ;)

[LincolnMcGrath]

54. Forgive me, for I am A loser

Having custody of my boys and working has kept me so busy I seem to have lost my game somewhere along the line. lol


I used to be hip, really I did!

[GirlinContempt]

55. How old are your boys?

:)

[LincolnMcGrath]

56. 11 8 2

Trevor 11

Spencer 8

Lincoln(AKA BEANZ) 2

[GirlinContempt]

57. Cool :)

8... PERFECT age imo

[GirlinContempt]

53. No!

Don't leave me now! heh
I was just getting hungry

[HEyHEY]

15. I should add I'm thinking of becoming a crooner

[Deja Q]

16. Line up? Line up?!!

I wants you all to myself! :O8) :evilgrin: :9 :bounce: :yourock: :thumbsup:

What the smilies are supposed to mean is beyond my comprehension. I'm just a wet and fey little drama queen, do you think I could say this without the tinkerbell histrionics? :D

[SarahB]

17. So, the questions to be asked is....

Are you good? :7 Do you know how to please the ladies in a satisfactory manner?

[HEyHEY]

18. I won't take too much of the covers and I'm always up first

Making breakfast - how's that!?

[SarahB]

22. Good finish to an evening.

What I'm saying is do you give as well as you recieve? (That's the most important thing you know for most women.)

Locking in
3
2
1

[HEyHEY]

26. Hey, I can give presents with the best of em!

[SarahB]

28. Well then...

:evilgrin:

[LincolnMcGrath]

31. So good there is a waiting list

:evilgrin:

[SarahB]

35. Not really.

Well, maybe a small one. (Cross country DU men sex tour fantasy kicks in.) :7

[LincolnMcGrath]

36. I was talking about me, silly

Although, if I go to a Boston DU party, it won't be to flirt with WILLPITT or MATCOM!

[SarahB]

39. Cool!

You too?

No one ever flirts with me there, so it would be a first. They're all just talk I tell ya! :)

[LincolnMcGrath]

40. Losers, all of them!

The blue sundress didn't wake there sleeping libidos?


total losers lol

[SarahB]

42. I think I have the big "L" across my forehead.

I could basically hand myself over to someone and say "Please, do me. I want you. That's all I'm asking for and no more." and still...well...let's just say I'm hardly irresistable. Big dork.

[LincolnMcGrath]

44. hogwash

I have seen the pics sister. :wow:

[SarahB]

62. I need to add a little addendum here.

Just to ask for no specific reason, for forgiveness for my neurosis at times. I'm a logical person who understand both issues of character, practicality, and of the need for self-preservation of another in a sense. I can just hope I can be forgiven if at times, well, I can be a little insecure given what happened. It's just 14 years of this...... whatever (and the practical needs of those that make me have to continue for awhile) sometimes takes a toll on my psyche. All will be well ultimately in my life one way or the other.

(And if this makes no sense to 99.999% of you, well, that's good because I'm being cryptic again.)

[camero]

19. Can't... I'm taken

But I'll have a non-alcoholic beer with ya. :D

[HEyHEY]

21. Non alcohlic?

What's that mean?

[camero]

23. when you're diabetic what can ya drink?

But the yucky stuff.

[HEyHEY]

25. I have a buddy who disagrees with ya

We've told him a million times, but he won't listen

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

27. Um - whoisalhedges!

I hear he's hung like a camel!

[tigereye]

48. oh God Chavez, the evil note!

and the evil Al. Yikes. Double jeopardy.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

59. I'm only going to keep he note for a while

whoisalhedges I'll keep as long as I can - but how can you tame a wild beast? *sigh*

[tigereye]

63. can he be tamed?

that's pretty good. Wild things need to run free, I suppose.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

64. Alas!

*sigh*

[Magrittes Pipe]

61. The beast of burden, or the cigarette?

:shrug:

[put out]

33. Does it seem a little warm in here?

Oh yes. Turn on the fan, my friend. Yeah, I can see it. You can just reach around and turn it on. Oh, that's so good, oh, thanks. Don't you like feeling a cool breeze? I know I like it.

Grab the, um, clipboard, will you please? Let's do a little art work there on some paper, then let's get out the Sharpies. How does that sound? It all washes off skin in a day or so; no harm no foul. We'll keep it off the sheets and other fabric.

How are we doing?

[m-jean03]

52. You're cute HeYHEy

You have a nice smile, and just the right amount of mischief in your eyes.

Alas, I don't swing that way. :-)

[Shananigans]

58. Depends on what kind of sex we are talking about here...

Is it Bill Clinton sex? If so, I'd need to buy a blue dress. If it's George W. sex...well then we couldn't tell anyone. And I make a shitty intern.

[sus]

60. HAHAHA! oh god i just spewed coffee. thanks a lot!

and to think i was going to have SEX with you.

forget it NOW, buddy!