Letterman: Top Ten George Bush Complaints about F9/11

[aquart]

10.The actor that played the President was totally unconvincing.
9. It oversimplified the way I stole the election.
8. Too many of them fancy college-boy words
7. If Michael Moore had waited a few more months, he would have included the part where I get him deported.
6. Didn't have one of them hilarious monkeys who smoke cigarettes and give people the finger.
5. Of all Michael Moore's accusations, only 97% are true.
4. Not sure. I passed out from a piece of popcorn lodged in my windpipe.
3. Where the hell was Spider Man?
2. Couldn't hear most of the movie over Cheney's foul mouth.
1. I thought this was about dodge ball.

[Snoggera]

1. #9 is my favorite n/t

[Bozita]

2. oooh! #7 rocks my boat ...

... and scares the shit out of me.

[AwakeAtLast]

3. I'm partial to #2

It's all good, though!

[eleonora]

4. I vote for #5

[gold_bug]

5. hehe

did he read this one on the show?

[Rhiannon12866]

6. I saw this on Letterman, earlier, and meant to pass it on, LOL!

Thanks for reminding me, aquart!:hi:

[Rhiannon12866]

7. I saw this on Letterman, earlier, and meant to pass it on, LOL!

Thanks for reminding me, aquart!:hi: