Oh crap. I'm hungry and the road to the fridge

[Snoggera]

is mined with a dog, a sleeping person, squeeky wooden floors and other assorted mines.

How would you navigate this in order to obtain food? (assuming you were hungry at the time?)

[Fovea]

1. I am about to run my own obsticle course

dog 2 cats, and an oversquare 19th C. Basement staircase.

[Snoggera]

3. Good Lord!

Think twice before attempting! Is it really worth it?????

Is there cheese in the fridge?

[Fovea]

12. It was worth it, there was left over Minsky's pizza

in the fridge, and sugar free Tang to drink.

[salinen]

2. eat the dog

[Snoggera]

5. Didn't work

I'm still hungry, and there are more obstacles.

crap.

[Beaker]

4. seeing as i'm king of my castle...

I would take the most direct route, damn the obstacles.

[Snoggera]

6. Tell that to the dog that ate your foot

or the formerly sleeping person that ate your foot.

or one of the other numerous mines that COULD EAT YOUR FOOT!

[Beaker]

11. anybody/thing that even TRIES to eat my foot-

will find my other size 16 going in the other end...

[YoQuieroLiberty]

7. Just do it, baby

Be loud and proud. When you gotta eat, you gotta eat.

[The_Casual_Observer]

8. Out the window into the car and down to the donut shop

The weather is perfect for it.

[blackcat77]

9. I keep snacks in the desk

Hard candy and the like.

[GingerSnaps]

10. The wrapper seems to wake everyone up in the house

Hard candy is a bitch to unwrap in the middle of the night.

[Rhiannon12866]

13. Call for takeout?

Where do you keep the phone?:shrug: