I don't want to go to work today.... someone talk me into it.

[MissMillie]

I'm sleepy and unambitious today. How am I ever going to get anything done?

[greatauntoftriplets]

1. I know the feeling....

I am taking muscle relaxers for a pinched nerve and they make me feel lazy. Sleepy. Lethargic.

I am going to wear a bright orange shirt to work. Perhaps that will wake me up.

[Spinzonner]

2. Change your name to Ferristine Bueler

[StaggerLee]

3. Nope, won't do it.

Wouldn't be prudent.

[Wickerman]

4. Gotta go

need the check - the getting nothing done? Well, that happens. :shrug:

[BiggJawn]

5. Call in...

Under the influence of muscle relaxers, you might say something that makes this your LAST day on that job....

Boy, those things sure loosen the ol' lips!

[trof]

6. Claim sprained ankle.

Good for 2 or 3 days.
Buy big Ace bandage and wear to work when you return.
Use cane.
Lots of sympathy and people bringing you coffee.
yer welcome
;-)

[MissMillie]

7. OK... so I made it in. Now what?

I have 5 teaching notes and 2 case studies to submit by the end of the day today. 4 of the teaching notes are done. The 2 case studies combined will only take me 30 minutes. So really there's just one teaching note to finish.


I just don't want to do it.

Jeez, I mean, I showed up.... isn't that good enough?

[lpbk2713]

8. If you stay home today the Adventists will know about it.

And pound on your door incessantly.