DAMN! Mrs Matcom Just Called! It's LOBSTER FOR DINNER TONIGHT!!

[matcom]

:bounce:

long story short, her coworker just brought in 2 live Maine lobsters for her.

i'm picking up a couple of Filet Mingnon's on my way home. :P

:bounce:

YYYUUUMMMMYYYYY

[Richardo]

1. She must bring enough for EVERYBODY to share

Right, class?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

2. Do you get to see them thrown alive in boiling water?

</peta>

[matcom]

3. right after i name them

:D

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

4. Holy SHIT man!! Lobster AND fillet! Where do you live?

I'll love you 4 times better than she ever could!!!

[matcom]

5. Boston

it ain't that unusual :D

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

6. I know Bosto- I mean address - if this is usual fare at chez Matcom..

I am propositioning you :)

[matcom]

8. do you have a nice figure?

can i have your measurements?

eye color?

do you like to wear tight, short skirts

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

10. You put garlic chive butter on that fillet and I'll wear whatever you want

And my figures are negotiable!

[matcom]

12. nope. that won't happen

because there isn't room for that AND my Gorgonzola Butter! :bounce:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

13. ARGHHHH!!!!! I'll call the future Mrs CStheT and tell her we're through!

*drooooooooooooooool*

[matcom]

14. remember

i like YOU on top :bounce:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

21. That does it!

I gotta lie down - I do believe I'm swooning!

You'll call me ...won't you?

[matcom]

23. only if you want me to talk dirty to you

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

25. Done

Not a problem


MMMMM Surf & Turf *droooool*

[matcom]

26. hey bigboy. i'm covered in Gorgonzola Butter right now

what are YOU wearing?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

27. Nothing but a lobster bib

you stallion!

[matcom]

31. well GO PUT ON SOME HEELS FOR ME DAMMIT!

:eyes:

you dont do this phone sex thing so well ya know

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

32. Sorry, sir........there

Now what?

[TX-RAT]

38. Time for you two to get a room.

At least try to play hard to get.
I admit lobsters playing hardball but, fight the power.

[underpants]

7. Hmmm I guess it is safe enough now to trust the Lobstermen

What was that whole story post 9/11 about the threat of turrists posing as lobstermen? Wasn't that a running joke here on DU? Is this some kind of incrypted message? :crazy:

[matcom]

11. yeah, Mike Malloy and i used to joke about it on the air

they could pose as Lobstermen on the Maine coastline. we were to watch them extra carefully

[tom_paine]

9. LUCKY you!

:toast: :toast:

[sus]

15. IT'S A TRAP! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

what's your address again?

[Bertha Venation]

16. damn you matcom! oohhh... those poor lobsters.... aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

;)

[DS1]

17. I'm coming over to shake your trees

Just so I can hear you crying about living in MA next week :grr:

[matcom]

18. can you make it 3 degrees out too?

and pile the damned snow up over my mailbox? :grr:

[GOPisEvil]

19. Adopt me.

Send Mrs. Matcom off to live with NSMA.

[Fleshdancer]

20. Surf and turf at Matcom's house

what time should we show up? Around 7?? 8??

[MissMillie]

22. I'm in the neighborhood....

any way to snag an invite?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

24. mmmmm...you are such a lucky guy!

but I know she REALLY wanted to cook them for me :evilgrin:

[PopSixSquish]

28. That's It!

I'm fighting NSMA for Mrs. Matcom and you and Will Pitt can go live happily ever after.

:bounce:

[matcom]

29. your gonna fight NSMA?

:scared:

its your funeral :D

[PopSixSquish]

30. Um....Maybe I'll Just Ask Nicely...

for her to share...and throw myself on her mercy...remember she likes me.

[Kadie]

33. That isn't enough food for all of us.

You DID just invite all of us over for dinner tonight right? You might want to pick up a few more steaks. I will bring a bottle of wine.

[matcom]

34. i DID invite you over!

see you at 7!

wine would be great. thanks

[trof]

41. I'm drooling so much that...

HOW MUCH ARE YOU DROOLING, JOHNNY?
I'm drooling so much that it's diluting my Scotch & soda.
Gorgonzola butter.
Half and half?
Just kinda soften and moosh 'em up?
Oh mama.

[matcom]

42. actually about (roughly) 2 to 1

Gorgonzola (crumbled) to butter

nuke for 15 seconds

stir

freeze for 1/2 hour

scoop out cold Gorgonzola butter and place dollop on Filet

trust me. you will NEVER go back!

regular Blue Cheese crumbles are just as good

[Taverner]

35. But you can't BBQ a lobster

:-D

[MallRat]

36. Why not?

Just throw 'em in and use a heavy brick to weigh down the lid.

:evilgrin:

P.S. By the way, is it really true that lobsters shriek if you put them in boiling water TAIL-FIRST?

[TEXASYANKEE]

37. Yum!

I had twin lobsters at The Lobster Hut in Plymouth last week. I'm now drooling all over the keyboard ...
:-)

[redqueen]

39. Mmmmmmmm

I'm SO jealous! But I'm afraid to cook them now that I have kids. They'll hate me forever, I just know it.

But oddly I'm not a big filet fan. I prefer the ribeye m'self.

Enjoy!

:toast:

[TX-RAT]

40. OK

I've got 2 dry cows and a one eyed goat I'll trade ya for those lobsters.