Slightly tasteless joke

[mac56]

An oldie but a goodie. (Remember I'm a Georgian now.)

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This Northern guy moves to a small rural Georgia town. He’s lived there for many weeks, and although he’s said hello to some of the locals he’s never been invited to socialize.

One day, however, he hears a knock at the door. He opens it and sees a big burly Georgian with a thick black beard, missing a few teeth, wearing dirty overalls and no shoes.

Before the guy can say anything, the Georgian says, “I come over to invite you to my birthday party tonight.”

“Birthday party?” asks the guy.

“Yeah,” replies the Georgian. “You like drinkin’?”

“Oh sure,” says the guy. “I’ve been known to put away a few at a party.”

“Well, we’re gonna drink all night,” says the Georgian. “Beer, whiskey, bourbon, vodka, even some of Daddy’s moonshine. You like dancin’?”

“You bet,” says the guy.

“Well, we’re gonna dance all night too,” says the Georgian. “Fast dancin’, slow dancin’, square dancin’, line dancin’, gonna do it all. You like to fight?”

“Well, not really,” says the guy, “but I guess I can defend myself if I need to.”

“Well, I gotta warn ya,” says the Georgian, “there’s always a big ol’ fight near the end of these parties. Gets pretty fierce. Sometimes people get hurt. You like sex?”

“Why, sure,” says the guy.

“That’s good,” says the Georgian, “because after the fightin’ there’s always a lot of sex. All night long, sex, sex, sex: till the sun comes up the next morning.”

“I’ll be there!” says the guy, dazzled by the prospect of a night of drinking, dancing, fighting, and sex. “So what do people wear to a party like this?”

“Don’t matter,” says the Georgian as he walks away. “It’s only gonna be you and me.”

[WillParkinson]

1. <GIGGLE>

I know a friend who's going to LOVE this.

[jeff30997]

2. "Remember I'm a Georgian now."

Do you live near Tbilisi ? (btw good joke).

[mac56]

3. wrong Georgia

Should have been more clear, y'all.

[Richardo]

4. Like that one, mac56

HA! :D

[underpants]

5. Very funny

:scared:

[DS1]

6. heheh, good one

[Hubert Flottz]

7. A young man moves to a new town where he don't know a soul!

After a couple of weeks he gets lonesome so he decides to join the country club!

He goes over and signs up and the lady tells him they are having a big dinner party that very night and that he is welcome to come to it and meet everyone!

The guy is tickled shitless and he shows up at the party happy as a lark! He is upset when he finds out that most of the folks there are foreign doctors and most don't even speak English!

He sees a lovely foreign chick standing by herself and he finally is able to get through to her that he wants to dance! After an evening of dancing and drinking he gets the lady to go home with him!

When he gets her home, the next thing he knows she hops into bed with him and he starts laying pipe like a union steam fitter! The foreign lady starts saying Uma Uma Uma Uma, so the guy thinks, Damn she really likes this, so he really pours it to her and she just keeps shouting Uma Uma Uma! The Guy thinks Uma Uma Uma must mean good, in this young lady's lingo! After several hours of fun he drops the lady off at her place and goes back home!

The next morning the guy wakes up and starts thinking about the great time he had at the country club, so he decides to go over for a game of golf and to see if he can meet some more nice people!

He gets out on the course and tees up and the very first shot he hits a hole in one! He looks around to see if anyone else saw it and there is nobody around except for a couple of those foreign doctors! He decides to use his new found word for good so he starts jumping up and down and shouting Uma Uma Uma, Uma Uma Uma! One of the doctor walks over to him, with a strange look on his face and sez, "What do you mean Wrong Hole, Wrong Hole?"

[noonwitch]

8. Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toybox?

For sitting on Pinnochio's face and saying "Lie to me, Lie to me".

What did Ron Goldman say to Nicole Simpson at the gates of Heaven?


"Here's your fucking sunglasses".

[mac56]

9. As my uncle asked back in 1995:

"If a former football star had to flip out, and bump off his wife and her male companion...

Why couldn't it be Frank Gifford?"

:evilgrin: